05.

102 6 1
                                    

Lisa

Unknown
Hi!

Me
hi?

Me
who are u?

Unknown
I'm a thief and
im here to steal 
ur heart ;)

Me
...the hell

Unknown
I'm no photographer 
but i can picture us
together ;)

Me
I'm no doctor
but i cant tell that
 ur crazy for cringe pick-up lines

Unknown
u got that right
except its not the pickup lines
that im crazy for...
its u ;)

Me
🔪

Unknown
I see u got a knife there
its not needed now.
Just dont forget to bring it
to cut our wedding cake ;)

Me
....

Me
hold on
lemme just-

Unknown
Just what?

Me
Clean the vomit
off of my floor

Unknown
No dont

Unknown
I dont want to let u 
clean it up urself and let 
the floor make ur back ache

Unknown
Cuz i wanna be the 
one to make it hurt ;)

Me
bitch
fuck u

Unknown
I didnt think u would 
be ready so fast ;)

Me
knock knock

Unknown
oh ;)
I see what ur tryna do

Me
KNOCK KNOCK BITCH

Unknown
whos there ;)

Me
You can no longer

Unknown
u can no longer what? 

This wasn't how I expected my Sunday morning to be like

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

This wasn't how I expected my Sunday morning to be like...

-Stalker

𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 - 𝘈 𝘓𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘍𝘢𝘯-𝘧𝘪𝘤Where stories live. Discover now