The Hell's Angel

spring broken

You were in the company car heading back to the company building and your in the back seat while on your phone and a random song starts playing.

Blitzo:i love this song

Blitzo starts singing but screws it up and the back window rolls down and Millie looks out the window while Moxie has is ears covered

Y/N thought:why did i join them again?

You all pull into the company parking lot while heading to an open spot only for it to be taken

Blitzo:holy shit fuck

Blitzo turns the wheel and slams on the break

Blitzo:oh you suck for life do ya

He grabs a megaphone and starts speaking into it

Blitzo:listen up you pink original pink cum dump you have 3 god dam seconds to get your tick out of my parking spot

He realizes who it is

Blitzo:oh shit verosika

verosika:Blitzo

Blitzo:i should have known you'd be here i could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is three rings down

verosika:and should have known you'd be here when i heard the amber alerts

Blitzo:oh yeah I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab I can see you're still a drunken whore clutching on to belza juice bottle like its the last cock in hell

verosika: they let me out because I'm still famous and Rehab is for sad lose your wash-ups so your sister says hi

Blitzo:why are you parking here this is the only parking spot my conpany has so take your tampon race car somewhere else

verosika: actually prick it has my name on it I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful company in the building

Loona sees who blitzo is talking to

loona:no way

You see who blitzo is talking to

Y/N thoughts:who is that?

Back with blitzo and verosika

verosika:and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break

Blitzo was shocked what she said

Blitzo:a week no no you are not parking here for a fucking week

verosika:oh you mad Blitzo you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel still there car

Blitzo and verosika:and run three rings to wrap and max my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons

Blitzo:god dam it whore you will not let that go

verosika:choke on a sandpaper cock

She walks off while walking past the van and loona ducks down and blitzo walking after her

Blitzo:hold on you better move that pussy wagon right now or i'm gonna

He stops talking only for growl to be heard behind him

???:you'll what

Blitzo:or i'll uh

He trys to think of an excuse

Blitzo:or i'll call hr

They all start laught and stop

verosika:anyway meet my new hellhound vortex unlike you he actually does his job well ta ta fuck stain