Dr two brains x reader (smut/lemon warning)

Part 1: the interview

Y/N POV:

So it's time, time for my last job chance, if I don't get this I'm fucked.. I headed down to the random warehouse for the interview, a bit sketchy but what do you expect? I opened the door and saw a singular fold up table with two chairs, each on one side, so I just sat down and waited..

Half an hour passed and I nearly was about to leave and come to peace with being evicted until-

"Hello, you're here for the interview hm?"

Oh this must be the interviewer, wait he looks familiar? "Wait are you Dr two brains?" I asked him, "mhm! It kinda said on the flyer that it was me... y'know the whole 'number 1 villain' thing?". Oh shit yeah he's popular I forgot, "oh uh yeah mhm!" He sat down on the other chair. "So do you possibly like... cheese?" He asked with a silly lil grin on his face, "oh yeah obviously! I honestly get surprised when I meet people who don't like I-" he slammed on the table with some kind of joy? "GREAT! You're hired" he put his hand out clearly wanting a shake so I obliged and shook his hand, while shaking his hand I looked at his face and he had such a sweet smile on his face, you wouldn't suspect him to be a villain..

He stopped shaking my hand, "so tomorrow at 8 am you arrive here and I can teach you how the deal goes ok?" He finger snapped, so he's a fellow bi, good to know heh. "Heh alright" I attempted smiling softly and he smiled back, anyway it was getting late so I said goodbye and headed back home, no more intense anxiety

Dtb POV:

Heheh they sure seemed nice but squeaky started getting annoying so I had to eat more cheese, my supply is running low... s-shit.. "ok, Steven, you need to get more cheese before you consider letting this dumb mouse take over again! Ok ok so plan plan.. ok you'll teach the new henchman how to steal properly and you'll made sure to pay them- wait" I checked my wallet, it was empty. "FUCK! GOD DAMNIT! SEE THIS IS WHY STEALING CHEESE IS A BAD BUSINESS INVESTMENT! Wait.. could it be possible to pay them some other way for now until the unemployment check comes in this month? Hmmmmmmm.. oh! I mean m-maybe if they're interested I ju-" "CHEESE" "ugh fine squeaky.." I ate more cheese, "ok there! Hmm well.. we'll see.."

We'll just have to see..

Author note:
Sooo I'll warn you now if you hadn't read the title properly, there will be a bit of smut/lemon for this fic bc I'm a horny bitch so if you're young.. please stop reading, I don't want any Karen's coming after me, ANYWAY BYE-