One shots made with songs

Hate your stupid face

A/N: like I said before, songs are not mine.
I just use them as something to spice up the one shots or create the back bone of them.

I just really hate your face
Max was glaring at his brother's group,
(Kenny, Butters, Kyle, Cartman and Stan)

Though I know that won't surprise you
Butters notices him then smiles and waves.

But, to me, your skin is one giant wart
And your laugh's one big snort
And you stink, so in short
I despise you
Max looks away to see his own group just staring at him "what?"

You disgrace the human race
'Cause you're more of a mosquito
I would rather have the dentist and drill
Then this swine in the swill
And if you were a bill, I would veto
And if the world was perfect, you would be gone without a trace
But since the world could never be that great
I'll just hate your stupid face
"Noting, nothing.
just that you were staring at him again~" Clyde teased him

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
"Oh, fuck off."

-a few weeks later-

Oh, no
No
Max was interrupted in doing his own thing when Butters tapped him on the shoulder.

I just really like your face
You don't have to look so happy
"can I please borrow a pen, I forgot mine at home"
Max's face turns a bit pink before giving Butters a pen. "there."

-later that day-

I'm not really into love that you flaunt
In some glittery font
But if that's what you want
Make it snappy

Max invited Butters to the arcade an hour or so before.
he had some sunflowers in hand, and he seemed nervous.
when Butters came he was quite surprised to say the least.
and Max started talking "look, I just feel so out of place
Well, except for when you're near me
When you're gone, I'm like a plant with no root
Or a song that's on mute"

Butters let out an awww but before he could say anything Max continued.

"Don't you dare call it cute!
You should fear me!
And if the world was perfect, you would've never invaded my space
But since the world's obsessed with saying, "psych!"
Now I like your stupid face..."

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

- a few months later-

Max was in his room, sitting against the door, crying.

I just really miss your face
Though, by now, I must disgust you
I had tried to be the stubbornest mule
'Cause I knew life was cruel
So I guess I was foolish to trust you
But I wait here just in case
Though I know I'm being senseless
How could I have ever been so naive
And wear my heart on my sleeve
When I knew it would leave me defenseless?
And if the world was perfect, you would be here in my embrace
But since the world denied me one last kiss
I'll just miss your stupid face
Doo-doo-doo-doo

He suddenly heard a knock, so he swiped the tears away and opened the door.

"What are you doing here?"

"you ran away, so I wanted to come comfort you."

"I didn't run away!
It was... it was a strategic retreat"

"c'mon, can we please talk about this?"

"What is there to talk about? It's over—I ruined it!"

"well you seem sorry about it."

"Well, yeah of course I'm sorry, but-"

"Then I forgive you!" Butters hugged the raven haired boy

"No, no, don't forgive me!
Why do you do that?
Why— why give me another chance to mess things up?"

"Because I love you!"

"Because you—.. what?"

Those three little words
Out of the blue
Completely uncalled for
Especially from you
Why don't you hate me?
Why do you care?
Can't you berate me? Isn't that fair?
Where is your glare?
Don't you dare leave our problems and pain on the shelf!
Because if you don't hate me, I can't hate myself
But that's why I need you
You shatter my fear
'Cause

'despite my misdeed, you are still right here
Though it's stupid to date me
You're willing to try
And if you don't hate me, then why should I?'

"Are you sure you don't want to give up on me?"

"Yep!"

"You're a moron.."
Max smirked and poked the shorter boys cheek

"So you think that we could work?
Here I thought I'd been the dumb one-"

Butters pouted, making Max raise a brow.

"what?
You're forgiving me for all I did wrong
You're unmuting the song
And, again, I belong to someone"

Butters suddenly smirked, wich surprised Max

"No! You can drop the stupid smirk
Though by now I guess you've earned that
'Cause no matter how intensely I pout
Your stupid face will win out
And I guess it's about time I learned that
And though we go together like a Chanel Nº 5 and mace
At least it's not as dull as fitting like a glove
'Cause you're a nightmare that I've not been dreaming of
But I suppose that when push comes to shove-"

"oh c'mon, get on with it!"

"Fine!
I love your stupid face"

Max pouted, cause of not getting to finish his speach.

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

"...Your stupid face..."