TAVRISPRITE: nO, nO, No, nO, No, nO, No, nO, No. yOU HAVE TO, Undo this somehow. aRE YOU LISTENING TO ME, cLOWN, aND
TAVRISPRITE: Whoever the fuck you are???????? mAKE ME STOP 8EING THIS THING!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,
JANE: Hrm. Ok, I'm sorry for screaming there. That fellow over there just caught me quite off guard with this... uh... stunt.
TAVRISPRITE: hMMMMMMMMK,
JANE: You seem quite upset. I think we should all try to calm down and figure out what to do.
TAVRISPRITE: yRRRRRRRRG,
JANE: Um, yes. Well, first of all, my name is Jane. Pleased to meet you. What is yours?
TAVRISPRITE: My name? fUCK, mY NAME, It's, nOTHING! i AM, a STUTTERING, rEPELLENT, uNHOLY......., A8OMIN8TION!
JANE: Oh dear.
TAVRISPRITE: yOU HAVE, Noooooooo, iDEA, hOW, fUUUUUUUUCKING MUCH, iIIIIIII, H88888888te myself right now, !!!!!!!!
GAMZEE: HONK.
JANE: Quiet, you! This is all your fault. Look at what you've done!
TAVRISPRITE: sHUT UUUUUUUUP, i H8 YOU BOTH, I h8te, EVERYTHING. I h8te, the way, i FALTERINGLY, sPEAK OUT, my jum8led, tHOUGHTS, i H8, hOW i DRAAAAAAAAG OUT, tHE THINGS, I say, sOMETIMES, I don't even know, wHICH PARTS OF MYSELF, aRE H8TING, which things???????? sO, i JUST H8TE, Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyyy, tHING!!!!!!!!
JANE: Hey, clown! Can't you do something? This poor creature shouldn't exist!
TAVRISPRITE: Aaaaaaaa, aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA,aAAAAAAA!
Jane: Alright, that's it.
Tavrisprite suddenly felt a harsh slap across their face, momentarily distracting them from their own pain.
TAVRISPRITE: wHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!?!? Can't you see I'm already in,,,, eXCRUCIATING ENOUGH PAIN AS IT IS?????
JANE: Well I can't stand to see a poor creature such as yourself be in so much pain. So how about this? Take some deep breathes, and try to assess the situation you're in.
TAVRISPRITE: aAAAAAAGH, i-i CAN TRY.
Tavrisprite then slowed her breathes down a bit, eventually slowing them to a point where they were calmer now.
TAVRISPRITE: oKAY, i UH,,,,, I'm calmer now.
JANE: Good, now would you mind telling me your name?
TAVRISPRITE: Okay, uh,,,,,,, uHMM......, Fuck. jUST GR8.
JANE: What's wrong?
TAVRISPRITE: I can't really remem8er that much. i REMEMBER 2 NAMES, BUT HAVE NO CLUE WHICH IS CORRECT.
JANE: Well which names do you remember?
TAVRISPRITE: wELL,,,, I remember the names tAVROS and vRISKA.... oNE WAS SWEET, AND, the other was a complete 8itch
JANE: Hmmm... Wait, I got it!
TAVRISPRITE: Tell me. tELL ME,!!!!
Jane paused before looking the blue fusion of 2 trolls in the eyes.
JANE: Tavris!
Tavris looked at Jane a bit confused, then gasped with excitement.
TAVRISPRITE: tHAT is perfect! From now on, I WILL 8E KNOWN AS Tavris! Thank you, miss.,,,, uHHHHH...
JANE: Oh, I'm Jane Crocker.
TAVRIS: nICE, nice to uh,,,,, MEET YOU Jane. nOW, who's ready to GO ON AN ADVENTURE!
JANE: Me, I am!
Tavris then flew off, with Jane running close behind. Meanwhile, Gamzee just stared, with a bit of a mischievous smile.
GAMZEE: hehehehe. MOTHERFUCKIN KNEW IT. the 2 two halves became one sprite, just as i had planned. NOW ONTO THE REST!!!
To be continued...
(Also, I will be referring to the troll fusion sprites as if they were not sprites, just clearing that up.)
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Tavrisprite: Don't Explode
FanfictionWhat if Tavrisprite never exploded? What if, instead of blowing up and sending both halves to the dream bubbles, Jane managed to calm Tavrisprite before they exploded? Strap in, 'cause shitz 'boutta get wild.
