Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Bloopers!

Waluigi x Fem! (Anarchy AU!) [My New Pet]

(Y/n) struggles to fit into the clothes that Waluigi gave her.

Waluigi opens the door to find her on the bed tangled. He laughs at her.

“Cut!” I yell.

Later

(Y/n) goes to sit on the side of the fountain only to slip and fall into it.

Waluigi rushes in and gets her out.

Vacant Stare [Dr. Waluigi x FEM!] (Doctor Lilac Au!)

(Y/n) walks into the room and sees Waluigi there with his mask upside down.

“You look so stupid!” she points and laughs at him.

He rips the mask off, “YOU TRY AND PUT THAT THING ON OVER THESE BIG ASS EARS!”

Waluigi x Fem! [Seven Minutes in a closet with Waluigi] (Og! Wah)

Time’s up.

Waluigi tries to open the door but it’s stuck. “H-hey let us out!” he smacks his hand against the door.

(Y/n) rolls her eyes and grabs him by the collar, “Why leave? It gives us more time~”

Waluigi blushes deeply. “omgwhat,” he stutters.

(Y/n) kisses him deeply, and he smirks into the kiss.

The door opens to show the two kissing.

The group all gasp and Mario covers Luigi’s eyes with a hand.

Waluigi x Fem! x Wario [Period]

“My uterus is tearing itself apart right now,” (Y/n) says.

Waluigi stares at her with wide eyes, “It’s doing what?”

Wario blinks, “I don’t remember mine doing that…”

“It’s a figure of speech!” (Y/n) yells as another cramp sends her screaming in pain.

Waluigi x Fem! [Oohh mah gawd a gorl!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!] (SMG4 Au XD)

(Y/n) takes a single step onto the road only to be run over by Wario.

Waluigi starts to cry, “NNNNOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!” The camera zooms out on his crying.

Wario reverses his car, “You alright?”

The camera pans to see (Y/n) flat on the ground.

I walk in and scrape (Y/n) off the ground.

Mario walks in, “Oh… She’s flatter than you Kat!”

I drop (Y/n) and slap him, Mario flies into the sun.

Waluigi x Fem! [Unexpected Roommates] (N64 Wah)

(Y/n) shines her light on the old peeling sticker on the N64 cartridge and sees it’s the cartridge for Mario Tennis.

“What the?” she sees the screen turn from static to the menu screen of Mario Tennis, “Is there a ghost in here who’s fucking with me?” she calls out.

Waluigi pokes his head out from the television, “LANGUAGE!”

“What are you, Captain America?” (Y/n) questions.

Waluigi narrows his eyes, “Shut up.”
I walk in and turn the television off and Waluigi disappears.

“Why’d you do that for?” (Y/n) asks me.

“I WANT TO SLEEP (Y/N)!”

Possessed! Waluigi x Gender neutral! [Waluigi Tennis Aces]

Waluigi sits on the stage and crosses his legs, “I can sit here all day, waiting for you to come out.”

“I’M GAY!” (Y/n) yells from under the stage.

Waluigi breaks character and wheezes. (Y/n) laughs from under the stage.

Wario x Fem! [Warioware: Get Them Together]

“Maybe the real treasure was the journey and the friends we made along the way,” Mantis says.

“No I want my fucking gold!” Wario yells.

“Wario there are children!” (Y/n) yells back.

I’m laughing in the background.

Ghost! Waluigi x Fem! [Trapped Part 2] (FNAW 3 Au)

(Y/n) looks up at the lanky ghost with an irritated and tired expression, “What does it look like?” she asks the ghost.

“You don’t look so good,” Waluigi replies, “Yikes… You look almost as bad as I do.”

(Y/n) growls, “Oh sure thanks…” she crosses her arms and faces away from the ghost.

“Great job bro,” Wario says.

Waluigi rolls his eyes and slams the door on Wario’s face.