Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x GN! [Insecure] (Og wah)

(Y/n) re-enters the house they shared with Wario and Waluigi. They sigh and take their shoes off from their aching feet.

Wario appears out of nowhere and stares at (Y/n).

“What’s up?” (Y/n) asks as they take off their coat.

“Uhm… So. It’s Waluigi,” Wario twiddles his fingers, “And uh… He’s not feeling too good.”

“What did you do?” (Y/n) crosses their arms and glares at Wario.

“I didn’t do anything!” Wario puts his arms up in protest, “I just got home from work and he’s in his room playing some music and crying.”

“Why haven’t you comforted him yet?” (Y/n) asks.

“You know I don’t do touchy feely stuff,” Wario cringes.

(Y/n) groans loudly, “I’ve had to deal with Bowser’s kids all damn day. I don’t want to deal with another one. Even if it is my boyfriend.”

(Y/n) starts to hear Slipknot play from down the hall.

Wario gets on his knees, “Please (Y/n)! Please!”

(Y/n) rolls their eyes and shoves Wario, “FINE.”

(Y/n) storms down the hallway and kicks Waluigi’s door open to find him crying into his pillow. (Y/n) turns the music off and grabs Waluigi and forces him to face them.

“What’s wrong hun?” (Y/n) asks.

“I-I… Uhh…” Waluigi struggles to put his racing thoughts into words, “I just feel terrible.”

(Y/n) raises an eyebrow at Waluigi’s unsure tone.

“Okay… I feel insecure…”

“Why’s that?” (Y/n) asks.

“Well… People have been saying things about you and me… People say that you deserve better… They keep saying that I’ll just hurt you… People say a lot of things. That’s all they’ve done since I came here. All they do is talk trash…” Waluigi wipes some tears off his face.

“You don’t usually let them get you down though… What’s changed?” (Y/n) rubs Waluigi’s back soothingly.

“I’ve been thinking about us. Whether there should even still be an us… I’ve been doubting myself. Am I good enough? Am I romantic enough? Am I enough?”

(Y/n) sighs and gives Waluigi a peck on the lips.

“Of course you’re enough,” (Y/n) says, “You’re my number one!”

Waluigi giggles slightly then frowns again.

Wario’s figure fills the doorway and he peers in with worry. “Everything okay?” he asks.

“We’re beating some people’s asses later Wario,” (Y/n) says bluntly.

Wario grins evilly and cracks his knuckles, “OH YEAH BABY!”

“NO DON’T!” Waluigi panics, “It’ll just make things worse!”

“I was kidding,” (Y/n) says.

“I’m still up for beating people up though!” Wario poses.

Waluigi laughs at his brother.

“Feeling better bro? Sorry I couldn’t come in earlier when I got home. I just don’t do well with touchy feely stuff…” Wario says.

“I’m feeling a little better. Thanks for looking out for me though…” Waluigi stands up and gives Wario a hug, which he reciprocates with hesitation.

“Aww…” (Y/n) puts their hands over their heart, “You’re both so cute.”

“I’m not cute!” Wario yells.

“I’m not cute. I’m sexy!” Waluigi does a pose.

“Looks like someone’s feeling better,” (Y/n) grabs Waluigi’s cheeks and kisses his nose.

“Yeah…” Waluigi grabs (Y/n) and swings them around, “Because I have the best partner and brother ever!”

“When can I start beating people up?” Wario asks.

“WARIO NO!”