Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

N64 Waluigi x Gn! x Modern Waluigi [Double Trouble]

“This future isn’t what I expected…”

(Y/n) swallows and blinks up at the past version of their boyfriend.

“I forgot I looked and sounded like that…” Modern Waluigi says as he inspects his former self.

The polygonal version of Waluigi looks up at his future self and narrows his eyes which were shrouded in darkness from his cap. “You’re a joke. You were created to replace me.”

“What do you mean?” Modern Waluigi asks.

“Look around you. Everyone else pretty much looks the same as their past selves. You and I are vastly different…”

Modern Waluigi looks around at the others who were staring at him. “Y-your point?”

The polygonal virus screeches and glitches violently, “YOU REPLACED ME AS I WAS LOCKED AWAY FOR DOING NOTHING WRONG!”

(Y/n) grabs the virus’ arm and rubs it, “Hey calm down buddy.”

The virus stops glitching and looks down at (Y/n), it yanks its arm out from (Y/n)’s hold and hisses. “Don’t call me buddy.”

Modern Waluigi looks over to past Wario for some help but the cross-eyed unit of a man shakes his head.

“Why’d Nintendo lock you up?” Modern Waluigi asks.

“Because Camelot made me into a virus to shut Nintendo down. And for the record it was our creator who locked me up.” The virus crosses his arms and huffs, “Then he made you so nobody would suspect a thing. The only reason I’m here now is because of Nostalgia Week.”

“Why would they bring you back if you’re a virus?” (Y/n) asks.

The virus shrugs, “Why were you created? What purpose do you serve?” it looks down at (Y/n).

“I’m your modern self’s significant other,” (Y/n) grabs their boyfriend’s hand.

The virus looks at the two of them holding hands then scoffs and rolls his eyes. “You people sure are weird…” it then looks over at everybody else staring at him. “Can you stop looking at me?!” Everybody looks away and start to talk amongst themselves.

“Do you want to go someplace different in the castle to chat?” (Y/n) asks.

The virus narrows its eyes, “Why are you being so nice to me? I don’t trust it.”

“That’s what I said!” Modern Waluigi exclaims.

The two Waluigis stare at each other.
“Perhaps we have more alike than I gave you credit for…”

“Wait! I need to give you different names so I don’t you confused!” (Y/n) says.

“Just call me Glitchy,” the virus poses, “For obvious reasons.”

“Well… Looks like you just call me Wally then toots,” Waluigi says.

“Cool. We have Glitchy and Wally,” (Y/n) smiles, “I have two boyfriends now.”

“HANG ON!” Glitchy steps back and waves his hands around, “I never agreed to that!”

“I was making a joke silly!” (Y/n) giggles.

Glitchy growls and rolls its eyes, “Whatever short stack.”

“I call them that too!” Waluigi says.

Glitchy turns to his future self and narrows its eyes, “Are you going to keep saying that? It’s getting old.”

“Sorry me!”