Kk so first of all everyone in this book has a fake name. Alright let's begin
So when I was like 13 I was in the mental hospital.... (Yes I am starting of this strong)
But anyways I was there for sewing my fingers together (I was bored alright :) Also I was big sad and just wanted to not exist but anyways I waited in the hospital for like a night and I met this girl (We'll call her bootie juice gurl BJ for short) and we get to talking and she's just like hi my name is BJ what's your and I'm just like YetUsThyF3tus Yetus for short. oh well what are you in for? So I tell her and then I ask the same question. Come to find out that she was there for arson. Which I mean girl power I geuss. We talk for a bit then we both pass the fuck out.We both go to sleep and I wake up to the nastiest fuck food I'v ever tasted in my life I just know they did not just serve me fake meat. I FUCKING know they got the vegan teacher back there or some shit. But anyways I wake up and there's two new people here both are patients btw. The one guy looked like he was one step away from being an eager. And the other was a sweet old man. So I'm starving so I'm try to eat this literal shit on a plate when all the sudden Mr. Soon to be Eager says hey babygirl I love you
I turn around and look him in his face and just
Blinks gayly....
I don't know what he was expecting but it wasn't that but anyways Miss BJ was just like who tf you talked to boy🤨 Cuz that's a miner and I don't play that R Kelly shit thank you very much. Then mister eager was just like pls pls pls baby girl I'm sorry kitten.The security man walks in and he just like you bothering these girls and all I remember is this man with a fattyyy I couldn't believe my eyes I looked away from him cuz I ain't try to get caught, staring I may be a lesbian... but for dat ass,... You got me fucked up. Kk so after that I only remember bits and pieces like the old man had a super cuz he wasn't very mobile and the nurse wouldn't change it somethinf about having to get a doctor to sign off on something. So he basically just sat there I'm his piss pant stinking up the room poor guy moment of silence for mister piss man RIP idk if you're dead but you where pretty fucking old and you where there for trying to kill yourself sooooo......................... RIP also fuck your daughter she sounded like she didn't care about you at all!!!
Moment of silence over I also remember that I was getting loaded in to the ambulance and I remember Paul he let me listen to music on his phone and would tell everytime 15 minutes would go by so the time would go by faster it was like a 8 hour away. We talkimg a shortcut through the countryside and I'm in the back with Paul and he's talking my vitals and the ambulance just fucking hits it breaks so fucking hard. It sent me vitals flying and me I almost piss myself because like what the fuck is going on
Turns out it was a rough horse I swear that mother fucker had more of a death wish them I did at the time. That horse should've been the one in the ambulance not me.
I really sick right now so I'm gonna go to bed maybe I finish tomorrow.... Stay tuned
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HumorI'm gonna be real so crazy shit goes down in my life and if I have to think about so do you p.s feel free to share your own story I'm comments I am very bord and would love to read them also trigger warning ⚠️🚨 serious topic