Our Pranks!

Replacing the Head

After I calmed down and explained to Layla what happened in lesson with the whole note situation, she was back to normal. Her pissed off face was replaced with a content look and we both stilled out of the school towards the grass where were going to eat our lunch. It was a sunny day and the sky was blue, but the birds weren't chirping because there was none. I felt a little worried another Josh to be honest, me and him have been fighting since we were tiny and knowing him he'll defiantly get me back and he'll get me back today because my latest stunt was defiantly one which will be praised for centuries o come. I smiled at that thought and carried on dragging my legs towards the grass.

"Laura!" a voice from on top of me yelled, I looked round to see who it was and caught a large figure popping their head through the window ever so slightly. It was what looked like the head teacher and he was wearing a dark blue suit with a white buttoned up shirt and a pink tie, I couldn't really see his face because I hadn't had my glasses on. He had his hand cupped around his mouth and continued yelling from the 3rd floor which was where his office was. By this time everyone around me was staring up at Mr Henderson squinting their eyes and covering themselves from the suns glare.

"Yes?" I questioned.

"Please come and collect your parcel."

"What parcel?" I asked confused.

"Your mother came and dropped off some nickers saying that you'd called her because you'd had an accident in the girls toilets." he answered and with that the crowd started to stifle their laughter. My cheeks burned red and I told Layla to go find somewhere to sit while I go and clear this huge misunderstanding. It was probably another girl and he probably heard the name wrong - old age and all.

I flung the loose strap of my backpack over my left shoulder and practically hurled myself up the stairs until I reached the 3rd floor. I walked nervously all the way to Mr Henderson's office, on my way there guess who I bumped into?

The one and only...Josh! What the heck was he doing there? Oh who am I kidding, the heads office was like another home to the both of us. He probably got into trouble, but he had his evil smirk plastered all over his flawless face. I glared at him confused and furrowed my brows, he just walked straight passed me and I wasn't gonna stand there watching his back, so I continued my journey to the office. I knocked on the door, but there was no answer. I knocked on the door again, but there was no answer again. Then I felt heavy breathing on my back and I turned around quickly to be greeted with Mr Henderson's huge welcome smile.

"Sorry sir, I came to check that you had the right girl for the parcel."

"What parcel?" he asked confused.

"Umm... the one you said was for me from my mum." I answered trying not to get pissed off.

"Please do come in and you can explain all about this parcel to me." he said gesturing towards a chair in front of his desk as he opened the door. Ahh yes, that chair, the one on the left, that was my chair, the one on the right belonged to stupid Josh. What? Like I said, this office was like a second home to us. I walked in and plumped myself on the chair.

"So what parcel?" Mr Henderson asked taking a seat behind the desk. Seriously? I knew this guy was old, but not knowing what happened like literally 60 seconds ago? That had to be some kind of record.

"The one you said was mine."

"Yes, but I don't remember so if you'd explain to me what was inside then it may jog my memory." he said looking under his desk pulling some draws open. I immediately blushed at his request, but I had to tell him to find out who this other person was so that I could get the humiliation off me.

"Umm...mynickersthatmymothersentcusihadanaccident." I blurted out as quickly as I could.

"I'm sorry, could you slow down a little?" I looked at the ground and started shuffling my feet at his next request, as if saying it once wasn't torture enough.

"You said that my mom dropped of some pants because she thought I had an accident in the girls loo." I explained while he failed at holding back a laugh.

"I'm afraid, I don't have them. I think someone's pulled one over on you Laura, and if I did, it wouldn't be here, it would be in the admin office." he said moving his hands around while he explained.

I shot up from my seat, thinking one thing...I'm going to kill Josh Devern!

Mr Henderson new what I was thinking and started, "Now Ms Matthews, I know what your thinking and I'd suggest-", but I'd already slammed his office door and was hunting for Josh.

He was leaning against the wall grinning at my state and licking a lolly, he pulled another one out if his pocket and motioned for me to have it while I stormed up to him.

"You good for nothing little jerk, stop shitting my life up!" I screamed at him.

"Whoow Whoow there little miss fiesty, what happened? Did someone accidentally wet there pants?" he teased.

"Oh shut the fu-"

"Laura, there y-you are." Layla huffed as she came closer to me. "Look, just calm down and eat first, then you two can continue your argument because in literally starving." she moaned while pulling me away. I sent death glares to Josh as she dragged me to the end of the corridor.

"Watch your back J.D!" I yelled before Turing the corner.

"Oooh, I'm soo scared!" Josh whined like a girl whist making jazz hands at the last part.

Just watch what I do to that little piece of crap after lunch. I smiled while I was pulled down the stairs by Layla as she went over the story about Josh pretending to be the head and telling me to come get my replacement knickers. Once she'd finished I asked:

"What lesson do we have next?"

"RelIgious studies with Miss Margy." she replied and I allowed a smile to take over my pissed off face.

"What are you thinking?" she asked.

"Something." I replied simply, allowing my smile I grow.