DIRT

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Joe diet was a man of culture. He was relatively Jesus as he followed the scriptures of the lord. As a man of Jesus, he followed THE CULTtm. One day he decided to go check on his massively voluptuous dummy thicc pile of dirt. While he was out there, he found a beutiful maden of the age of 23.451. "H-helo" she mumbled all funny like cause she was drunk af. "Why u out here u creepy old Man U look 69.420." Joe itt replied with a scruff sexy voice (kind of Italian if you catch my drit), "heyyyy bb I just came to check on my dirty dirty dirt."

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