In The Naruto World With Who?! (Naruto Fan-Fic)

Next Morning

Lydia's POV

Oh my god! I cannot fall asleep! My ipod is all the way across the room in my bag and I can't move! I've already counted sheep, counted to 100, played with Deidara's hair.. What? It's soft and long. You can't expect me to share the same bed with this dude and NOT play with his hair.

Oh my god. This is the worst possible time for this! I need to pee! God what have I done to you! I guess there is only one thing too do.

"Deidara!" I yelled in his ear.

"What the hell do you want, hm!" He growled back. I started to squirm around.

"Deidara! I gotta pee!" I yelled, again. This time Deidara smacked my face.

"Shut up! Stop yelling, I'm right here!"

"Dei Dei." I said fake crying. "I just wanted you to carry me to the bathroom." I said, knowing I'd won when he sighed. By now I could move my arms, but I hadn't tried to move my legs. I just didn't want to move.

Deidara got up out of the bed and started to mumble to himself. He picked me up, bridal style of course, and started to walk towards the door.

"Wait!" I shouted. He stopped and looked at me with an irritated look. "Can you grab that bag for me? Please Dei Dei!" I asked, with puppy dog eyes.

"You're starting to annoy me. I'm thinking Hidan and I should trade chicks. Maybe your friend isn't as annoying as you." He said picking up me bag. That's when I broke out into laughter.

"Oh god! You think she isn't as annoying as me? Spend a day with her and you will be begging for me back!" I said, in between fits of laughter. He looked at me and shook his head.

"I doubt that."

"Yeah you're right. We are probably equally annoying." He handed my bag to me and we started walking to the bathroom. For some reason he took the long way. I guess he wasn't thinking straight. We ended up walking past Hidan and Tiarra's room. I wonder if Sasori got her. If so, where is he and where is she?

We walked past a couple more rooms and each time we kept hearing noises. They kept getting louder and I couldn't make out what they were. We stopped when we seen the kitchen. My eyes widdened and Deidara almost dropped me.

Tiarra was on top of Sasori's back. He was crawling around and Tiarra kept laughing, screaming "Hurry! The llamas think they are all bad ass because they have four legs? Well we will show them! We will show them all!" I picked up my ipod and did the obvious thing. Anyone with a right mind would do it. I started recording everything.

Tiarra smacked Sasori hard in the face. "Stop! We can't just show the llamas who's boss. No, we have the show the butterflies too!" She climbed off of Sasori's back and she jumped on top of the counter top and jumped off. I watched her fall flat on her face on the floor. I waiting to see what she would do. She just looked up after a few seconds and yelled, "Take that you bastard butterflies!" I couldn't help it. I started to laugh and hopped down from Deidara's arms. I walked over to the table and set my ipod down showing everyone. I grabbed the wine bottle and looked towards Deidara.

"Why don't we join in on the fun." I said with a smirk. He put his hand on his hip and ruffled his hair.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt, hm." I grinned and chugged down the rest of the bottle, making sure it didn't touch my lips. Germs, you know.

I couldn't even begin to describe what took place in that kitchen.

Tiarra's POV

I openned my eyes and found myself I was in an uncomfortable position. I looked around me and blinked a couple times. "What the- oww!" I yelled holding my head. It felt like pounding in my head. I looked down and saw something on me. It was some...white substance. Get your minds out of the gutter! It's milk. I finally realized where I had been sitting. I fell asleep in the sink. Now I was super confuzzled. Why did I had milk poured all over me and why was I in the sink?