OHNO JOE

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"Ohhhhhk" the mysteros maden said with a satisfactory squeal, "idk how I got here tho lolZ"

Joe drit replied all manly manish as he climbed on the pile "stay ass long as u wanna bby but I gotta practice for my miss Colombia performance".

He proceeded to rip off his jacket to reveal a shirt that read "get nae naed on liberals" and proceeded to spin the jacket in the air like a funky propeller. He started practicing his whip, followed by a few nae naes, and then paused.

"Hey bbg would u mind pressin that button for me" he said to the maden all smooth like Mexican mezcal.

"Uh sure" she replied confused af but enjoying the view.

She pressed the button and immediately the thong song by Sisqó started playing.

Without a hint of hesitation Joe dort burst into song:
"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
Uh, I think I'll sing it again"

Impressed by his nae nae skills, the maden sat there screaming like a serpent eating spaghetti.

"Gaaaaaleeeeee that was awesome as fuck af" she said once he was done.

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