Forget Santa, you're on my nice list. | One-Shot | Smut |

"Is that a candycane in your pocket?"

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"No, I don't have a candycane in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you"

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"Happy birthday!!" Everyone jumped up startling the 2 people that just entered through the door which were Hange and Erwin.

"Oh.. It's not Levi, back to your places everyone!" The person yelled out for the others to hear.
"This is.. nice.." Hange somewhat stated."Really?" Asked a bunch of people not sure if Levi would like it or not."Yeah, if you are planning to make him mad." Hange affirmed somewhat annoyed.

"What? What do you mean?" Sasha requested to know the motive.
"It's not even his birthday today?! Do you guys really forget that easily the date of someone's birthday, I'd like to add that you see him daily?" Hange was furious, how could they forget her best friend's birthday so easily, Erwin just stayed silent giving the group of people in front of him a disappointed look.

"Horsie, what does glasses over there mean, we asked you since you flexed that you have such a brilliant memory." demanded Ymir perplexed by the new information that they just gathered.

"Well, I might or might not have forgotten too at the moment and just made some dishonest statements.." He explained rubbing the back of his neck.

"That's it I'm going to smash your head into that damn wall! I didn't just stay 5 hours decorating for you to tell me that you lied 'cause you didn't know and just wanted us to stroke your ego, these 2 dumbasses were mesmerized by your great memory, I guess horses are relatives of the gold fishes." Mikasa was fuming with anger, she was so close to committing a war crime on Jean boy "Actually goldfishes have a good memory according to-, yeah I'll shut up." Armin immediately clammed up his lips when Mikasa gave him a glare that he thinks he is going to see in his worst nightmares from now on.

"Before you guys continue this argument, I'd suggest cleaning up before Levi sees this and goes and cleans the floors with you guys, because I know for a fact I and Erwin aren't gonna get in trouble for this because we did in fact celebrate his birthday last year at the right time I wanna add because we know what a calendar reminder is, and so clean before he comes here and is disappointed at you." Hange said with a mischievous smirk on her face.

"Why do we need to clean up? We just need to take these off and fold this table and some other little details." Jean asked pointing around the room at the objects he just enumerated trying to avoid more work.

"Because, you forgot about his birthday, and so you can be forgiven you need to clean this place." Hange said starting to get more annoyed at Jean than she was before.

"Why do we need you to forgive us, we forgot about Levi's birthday not yours." Jean demanded an answer to his question.

"That's because you don't want Levi to find out about it do you? So get to work" Hange said glaring daggers at Jean. This must not happen again or Hange swears she will take this in her own 2 hands and fold them 1 by 1.

"But anyway when's shorties birthday?" Ymir asked curiously with her phone out to note it down this time.

"December 25th, and you would know that if you paid attention to the jokes I sometimes make about his birthday, which isn't respectful to only me but to Levi too." Hange was disappointed, Erwin was just having a drink at this point he was just giving them a disappointed look now and then to make them feel even worse than they already did.

"So he is born on the Christmas day? I kinda feel bad, he must be completely ignored then, because you don't think often that someone might be born on that exact day, but that makes for some good Christmas jokes and puns." Annie said coming into the room.