The normal girl with a normal life's morning routine

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Tikki: MARINETTE GET UP YOUR LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!

Marinette: What time is it? It's too early.

Tikki: GIRL THIS HAPPENS EVERYDAY IT IS 7:30 SCHOOL STARTED 30 MINUTES AGO!!!!

Marinette: Really! oh S**T!!!

Tikki: MARINETTE! have you ever tried setting an alarm like every other HUMAN ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET you need to stop staying up so late GAWKING at Adriens photos you have on your wall you don't sleep well enough and the EXCUSES you come up with are even worse! GIRL you.... Whatever please just get dressed and ready i can't do this its to early i still have not had my daily cookie.

Tikki: *mumbles* I wonder how Plagg is doing.

Me: With Adrien and Plagg.

Plagg: WHERE IS MY CHEESE BOI I NEED MY CAMEMBERT!!!!!

Adrien: BRUH YOU ARE JUST A FLOATING STOMACH!

Plagg: DAMN RIGHT BOI WHATCHA GONNA DO BOUT IT?!!!!!!

Adrien:😑

Plagg: THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHIN!!!!!

Adrien: BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE ONE WHO SMELLS LIKE IT!!!!!!

Me: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😆😄😂 THIS IS SO FUN!!!!!!!

Plagg: JUST STFU AND GIB ME MUY CHEESE BOI BEFORE I CATACLYSM YOUR BLIND ASS!!!!!!

Adrien: *gives Plagg his cheese* Ok time for school.

Me: "Back with Marinette"

LIE-LA: What the hell. Marinette watch where you going, You will pay for that, i will make your life a living Hell!!!!!

Marinette: oh goodness what a great way to start the day.

LIE-LA: Soon you won't have any friends, and Adrien will soon be mine.

Marinette's POV: Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy must the universe be so cruel

Lie-la: *pulls out her fake stair case and gracefully tiptoes up it and tumbles down like an idiot and then this sh*t happens, (remember that scene when lie-la accuses marinette of pushing her down the stairs) AAAAHHHHH OWWW MARINETTE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!!! OUCH MY LEG!!!

Marinette: "on a scale from one to ten my friend i'm F***ed"

Lie-la Pov: the heck

Marinette: oh goodness just a typical morning for the normal girl with a normal life with a secret "no one knows about"

Me: meanwhile with Adrien, Nino, and Alya.

Alya: Did you hear that it sounded like LIE-LA screaming in PAIN!!!!!!

Nino: Your right I heard that to we need to go find her

Adrien: Ya i heard it too and it sounded like she said MARINETTE!!!!!

Me: back with overly large fore-headed Bi**h and Marinette.

Lie-la: oh here they come Marinette is so dead man i should use this imaginary stairs thing more often.

Me: Adrien, Alya, and Nino enter and see Marinette and LIE-LA on the floor with a stairs looking prop she made herself because God forbid she didn't learn her lesson the first time of course

Nino: What happened this time LIE-LA.

Adrien: yep what stunt are you pulling this time. (sees the dollar tree stair like prop) hmmmmmmmmmm🤔 i don't remember there being stairs here maybe the school hired someone overnight to put these here, (this dude!!!!🤦🏼‍♀️) Marinette why did you push LIE-LA down the stairs? (BRUH)

Marinette: ho- wait wh- what the actual- you can't be this F***ING dumb right like seriously.

Adrien: No Mari it was a pretty straight forward question.  

Nino: Ya Mari why did you do it

Adrien and Nino: look over at Alya off to the side just existing not in this for the drama

Alya: What! why yall looking at me like that its creeping me out BRUH stop it!!!!

Nino: aren't ya going to say something!

Alya: I LEGITAMETLY DON'T CARE I KNOW SHE IS LIENG I AIN'T GOT ONLY 2 BRAINCELLS UNLIKE YALL!!

Adrien and Nino: what we are very smart for your information! RUDE MUCH!

Alya: 👁 👄 👁 BRUH


CLIFFHANGER TERRIBLE ONE BUT POSTING PART 2 SOON!!!!!!!



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⏰ Last updated: Dec 18, 2022 ⏰

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