Jarglye Stories

(Jargyle) 'Confession'

July 18, 1986
Back of the pizza van in the middle of nowhere,

Me and argyle were sitting in the back of the van windows slightly cracked open sharing a blunt like we normally do except this time felt different, we were both laying there my head near his chest a little more than halfway through the blunt we were sharing when argyle mumbled

A- "Byers, I think I love you dude"

This surprised me and I didn't know how to react let alone respond so I pretended like I couldn't hear what he said 

J-  "what'd you say? couldn't hear you" 

but he just replied with

A-  "It's nothing just mumbling to myself"

so in response, I mumbled back

J-. "I think I love you too"

which made him perk up a bit

A-  "wait I thought you didn't hear me!"

J-  "I guess I did"

A-  "soo that mean we're a thing now or.."

I laughed

J-. "Maybe it does maybe it doesn't"

He looked saddened and confused by my response It was cute, I've liked him for a while now but didn't know how to tell him, I assumed he was straight this whole time so him saying that took me by quite the surprise, we both sat up and looked at each other I was about to say something when all of a sudden I felt his lips against mine he broke the kiss after I few seconds he started to nervously ramble

A-  "ahh so sorry! idk what came over me! I just went for it you haven't even said yes to us being a thing and all that ahh my bad bro if you"-

I kissed him which he soon melted into, I broke it after a min or so

J-. "No need to apologize, dude, I've wanted to do that for forever just wasn't expecting it, to be honest, I wasn't even sure if you were being legit or not,, I thought you were straight this entire time"

A-  "huh I thought told you while we were smoking once, but nope I love someone regardless of what's in their pants whatta bout you byres?"

I didn't know where to start, I knew I liked HIM but he's the first dude I've ever had feelings for but in a way it's different cause when I was dating nancy I still didn't feel how I feel with Argyle Its like whatever I have for Argyle is 4x stronger than what I had for Nancy

J-.  "Not sure,never really thought about it"

That was a lie I thought about, shit, I still think about it all the time, it's like I have this buzzing about it in my head that won't quiet down till I figure out this seemingly impossible puzzle, I guess I zoned out a bit but argyle kept the convo going saying

A-  "Well you like me so that's a start"

It's a start but that probably means I'm nowhere near the end well the answer, it doesn't help that we've finished off a blunt and we're halfway through the second at the start of all this too

J-  "I guess that's true"

A-  "only a guess..?"

J-. "you know what I mean"

A- "I'm not sure do I really byers?"

J-." you're so annoying"

A- " right back at you brochacho"