POV, mother paul
i wake up and open my eyes, because is was asleep, and had em closed. i hear a noise, 'FLFHHFJFLDGDGDLD' Ace has a problem, he farts constantly, happy, angry, sad, firty, all the time. i want to do something fun with my little kittens today i thought.
i went to gene his room to wake him up. he was laying backwards in bed with the sheets covering his face. 'mom, im scared, i had a nightmare about Ballsyman and his evil Gomper army. 'my booboo boy, its okay' i pat his head. 'come and get some breakfast downstairs when ur done' i said. i also woke Ace up, i opened the door and the smell of the farts came right thru, in my nosetrills. 'pfew, you farted a lot this time Ace.' he sat there, in a puddle of shit. driving through it with his toy cars, even tho he is 20. 'mom i farted a lot, i was so jealous of Peter, i want to lich Ballsymans feet aswell.' 'we will ask him Acie boo' i told him to wake Peter, sometimes he can be a bit silly if i wake him up. Peter sleeps in his Catbed.
POV, peter cat
GROMGROMGROMGROMGROM, i am learning how to be the best alpha male in history to defeat MR ballsyman AND gene. Ace came to wake me up, 'Hey Peter FLGDBURBULGFG Wake up man' Ace kissed my balls and went downstairs, 'Dont forget to get Breakfast downstairs huh.' 'PURR ofcourse not, Paulie will make fish for me!'
(After breakfast)
'cmon kids we are going to the pool!' Paul clutches his purse. i packed my speedo panter print swimmies, gene his princess ones, and ace a swim diaper cause he always gets a bit to excited and farts under the whole pool. 'ACK!' ace screams happy in the car. Were drivin and Paulie pulls over. 'Children i want to say, we arent going to the pool, but to mr ballsyman! ' 'JOEPERT! ' gene puts his hands in the sky happily. Ace farts. And peter purrs seductively. Paulie claps his hands like a 3 year old kid and drives into a small dark street, in the woods. 'oh no, this seems scary....' Ace said and farted in a dull tone. it came out like a wet one. Paulie puts on the radio and puts a CD in, Never Gonna Give You Up by Rikkert Ashtley. Gene sings, 'AWUGAGAHAHAMEHAHAOHGGRGGGGRRRRRRRRRR' 'purr porpurpur pupupur pur pur pur' peter sings, Paulie hits the damn high notes like a wolf at full moon. 'Acie boo, you want a cockie cookie, i made them with my own cum!' 'Yes Mommie Paulie' Ace eats it up and farts... again.
we made it to mr ballsyman his house, but the gate and driveway seem really scary. Peter pulls out his Cock and pissed under the whole car like a good kitten. 'Yum' Gene says angry and licks his lips. 'Peter Booboo, no need to do that again. now get out this car and lets go' 'Purr okay Paulie, sowwy'
The driveway has a large steel gate, we hear noises. 'flop flop flop flopmflop flopf flopf flopflop' we all look at eachother. 'mr ballsyman owns evil Gompers!!!!' a Gomper is a sort of dino, and they flop around and lick cocks, toes and spread around crabs. the four of us sneak through the gate and walk as fast as we can to the porch. 'MR BALLSYMAN OPEN THE DOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR' ballsyman opens the door and licks peter in the face. 'AWOOGA IM SCARED PAULIE'Ace and Gene scream. they run to a small black room, followed by the gomper army.
