The story of Twat the cat

Twat the cat

There once was a cat named twat the cat.  His cat colony hates him for being a dumbass so they kicked him out to be on his own. This made twat very upset as his best friend Fredrick is in his ex-colony. 

Backstory...

Twat the cat wasn't always named twat the cat but Gary..Gary was born to a striped black cat named princess. Princess was part of the colony gary was kicked out of. Gary was born along side 4 other kittens. Mia, Aphrodite, Athena, and lastly Artemis. He was the only boy of the litter. Her litter of kittens was the only one to survive that winter. It was stressful and heart breaking for many queens of the colony.  One day someone found gary and picked him up and his mother came to his rescue which made them drop him causing him to become a fucking dumbass. 

Twat the cat is a black, grey, and brown brindle which causes alot of cats to stare because of how beautiful his fur is. Twat is smart when he wants to be. Twat gets hella bitches bro he needs to fucking share. (I'm jealous irl)

Present day..

Twat was strolling the fields after being kicked out when he came across a beautiful she-cat. "Hello there! What's your name?" She called to him padding over to walk with him.  "Gary. But other cats call me twat because I'm a dumbass I was just kicked out of my colony." He replied to her adding a little more then he should have. "What's yours?" He asked as an attempt to save the conversation.  "Lillia.. I'm sorry that happened! You can join my colony! My father wouldn't mind he's trying to give all rogues a chance!" She said was to fucking excited. Twat has yet another hoe.. "really? You'd do that for me?" He said excited knowing he could get this from any hot chick. "Yes! But you have to make one promise." She said getting really serious. "What is it?" Twat asked knowing what it was..

Twat isn't actually a dumbass when it comes to hot chicks.

"You have to be my mate. I want kits but no Tom at the colony is good enough for me! And you've got the looks and I already love you!" She said to him pleadingly. 

Yup.

"I suppose I could I've never been a cats mate before.." 

that's a fucking lie and he knows it

"Oh really? Now follow me I'll show you where the colony is!"

They set off on a long journey through some hills over and under logs and shit when they reach a nice forest point.  "Here we are!" She said padding inside. "Are you sure he'll accept me?" He asked for reassurance. "Oh please! If he doesn't I'll make him!" She said

Manipulative...

"Alright.." he said

SKIP!

"I don't see why he can't stay after all he is going to be your mate a beautiful young lad for my beautiful young daughter!" He said in a nice tone  "oh thank you thank you dad!" She said practically way to fucking excited. "Thank you sir! I won't let you down" he said happy to be in a colony again. "Make sure to make me some boys to take heir as leader for me!" Her father said jokingly.

TIME SKIP AFTER THEY DO THE DEVILS TANGO

"Are you okay do you want me to be here while you give birth?" He asked his mate Lillia. "No I don't wish for you to be here as I'm vulnerable and I'd hate for you to see me like this." She said "very well then I will go but I'm coming right in after so see my kits." He said making sure to see his kids "oFC." She said in pain

One litter of 6 kittens later..

"They look a lot like you.." she said looking at her kits with loving eyes. "I'm glad I made a son. Your father will be proud." He said happily looking at his kits.

Lillia and Gary grow old together and eventually pass leaving there kits: Venus(F), Jupiter (M), Mars(F), Neptune(F), Pluto(F), Kenadee(F).

Later on Jupiter becomes leader after the old one passes on(his father)

THE MOREL OF THE STORY IS GET BITCHES YOU LONELY SON OF A BITCH