it was a little sunny day in a little funny uh, Little spooky month town. And Y/n the most hottest woman/man in the town was walking around with hoe energy like always. And this hoe energy caught the attention of a certain cannibalistic dog.
Y/n's pov:
It was a very sunny day in spooky town and i was being hot as always, but I always feel like somebodys watching me 👿👿👿👿👿👽👽👽👽👽 🐔🐔🐔🐔 but I brushed it off as nothing, since I was quite attractive obviously. I had pricing (e/c) orbs and luscious (h/l) h/c) hair and I had a super frail and small body because I'm starving and need to be y/n energy 😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😇😇😇😇😇 And in the distance I see a certain red haired tall HOT 😍 man run towards me.
Big fat guys pov:
Person smells so yummy i might eat them alive they are so hot ive been watching them for a while now... Like how tf can someone walk around with that much ass?😨😨😨😨👽👽👽👽 but....someone is trying to take dat ass away from me, they could never appreciate y/n's ass as much as me 👿👿👿😡😡😡😡😡👿😡👿😡👿😡👿😡😡👿😡👿👿😡👿👿😡 Asher... I'll keep that name in mind.. bob thought " Xander keep that name in mind,got it?" "Yeah yeah you fat hag.. 😡" Bob was astonished by that claim and shit on xander blowing him into a window " Dont say that to me again I AM YOUR BOSS thats the only reason i didnt cut you up like a fishy 😡😡😡😡" " okay okay, it wont happen again uwu" " and also since your a neko can you turn into a furry or ehatever and stalk her/him? Keep her/him in check for me so I can get dat ass😈😈" " ofc master uwu uwu uwu" Xander meowed.
No ones pov:
He he " said the red haired male with pericing blue orbs, " how are you doing stinky 😘" " in doing fine" yn said, when all of a sudden they feel fur at their legs they look down and see a BIG JUICY black cat rubbing against their leg. " Awwww look at it Asher " they said picking up the cat enthusiactily. " awww its so fat I could fart💖💖" * projectile shits self* " thats hot.. " yn mummbled " huh what was that?" Asher said in curiousity" NOTHING UWU"
Xanders pov: "MEEEEEEEOOOOOŴÕŒÖ" I screeched currently pissed at being FAT SHAMED and being coverd in more shit then I was from 'Bob' which I knew that wasnt his real name or identity but he needed a new one after being caught burning orphanages down and eating the kids. But got caught and had to change 'His' identity....😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😲😲😲😲😲
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BOB X READER HOES UWU UWU UWU UWU 😇😇😇
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