Two fools in love

I'm sick of being pregnant!

**October 10th, 39 weeks pregnant**
Jessica waddles her way into the kitchen with a miserable face on.
"Good morning, my sweet precious babydoll!"
"Morning!" She says in a very grumpy way.
"How are you feeling, my love?"
"Don't talk to me Danny!"
"Why?" He asks with a sad voice.
"Because just the sound of your voice is making me want to kill you!"
"I'm sorry!" He says while flipping a pancake. "I made you pancakes..." He whispered.
"Did you make them the way I like em'?" She asks with evil eyes.
"Yes baby, just the way you like them." He says handing her a plate.

While they eat it is dead silent until Jessie says.
"Danny..."
"Yes babydoll?"
"Do you still love me?"
"Yes sweet girl, why would you say that?"
"Well... Danny, I'm a complete bitch to you sometimes!" She says starting to cry.
"Well princess you're pregnant, you're allowed to act like a bitch sometimes." He says making her chuckle.
He grabs her hand and brings her to his lap, she wraps her arms around his neck and he says, "Listen baby, no matter what I'm still gonna love you... You can yell at me, hit me, throw something at me, or whatever but I will always love you."
"Well that's good to know that when I'm in labor and I'm in excruciating pain I can feel free to slap you!" She says with a laugh.
"Haha go right ahead darling!"
"Oh Danny I love you!"
"I love you to baby girl!" He says as they share a deep long romantic kiss, then hold her tight. "Feel better baby?" He asks her.
"No not really, you're pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee!" She says with an uncomfortable look on her face.
"Oh I'm sorry baby, go pee!" He says helping her up then slaps her ass.
She turns around and puckers her lips up the way he likes and continues to walk to the bathroom.

**One week later, 40 weeks pregnant-one day past her due date**
***They have a premier party in New Orleans to go to with the rest of the cast and Ryan***

"Danny I can't go tonight I'm as big as a fucking house!!"
"No you're not sweetie, if you don't feel up to going then we won't go but if it's just because you don't like the way you look... Baby you look beautiful, and I really mean that!"
"Thank you Danny... I'll go."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah." She says with a small smile.

**An hour later**
She washes her hands after she pees and looks at herself in the mirror.
"Holy shit, my face is so swollen and red!" She walks out of the bathroom and says,
"Danny when were you planning on telling me that my face looked like a Christmas rhino?!"
He chuckles and says, "Baby no it does not! I told you you're beautiful!"
"Yeah well what the hell do you know!" She says as she struggles to sit on the couch.
"OHHH GOD!! I have never been so uncomfortable in my ENTIRE life!" She says moving around trying to find a comfortable position.
"AHHHG! GET OUT! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!" She yells looking at her belly with her hands up. She throws her head back on the couch and breaths heavily.
"I'm sorry baby, I wish there was something I could do. Believe me if I could trade places with you I would!" He says walking up to the couch and rubbing her head.
"Hey why don't I give you a massage, I know it won't make you feel better but maybe it'll relax you."
"I'd love that, thank you Danny!" she says with a soft smile.

**A few hours later***
Jessica's makeup, hair and fashion stylist will be getting here in about an hour, Sarah shows up to get ready with Jess.
"Hey Jess you look gorgeous! You're glowing!" She says with a smile.
"IT'S SWEAT!!" She says sitting in a sports bra and booty shorts while she eats a cookie on the couch in her room.
"You'd sweat to if you had to carry about a huge thing attached to your body every single minute of every single day...24/7!!!!!" She says angry.
"Okay... Well I just thought you looked gorgeous." She says with a blank face.
Danny comes in, "Hello my beautiful bride, can I get you anything?"
"YOU... Like you haven't done enough!"
"Geez man, don't anger it!" Sarah whispers to Danny while nudging his arm.
"I'm sorry baby..I just..um.. I.."
"Damn it DANNY, LEAVE ME ALONE!!" She yells at him.
Danny doesn't say a word and leaves with a sad expression on his face.
"I'll be right back Jess, I'm gonna go to the restroom."
Jessica rest her arm on her belly and says, "Yeah yeah.." While motioning her hand for her to get out.