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I'm referring to ppl by dnd characters names 

"ILL EAT THE FLESH OFF YOUR FACE YOU BITCH" -romeo

"Do it! I'd probably like it"- Josh


" What's your HC For making out?" -said too many times for one session 😐


"I WILL FEED ON YOUR DREAMS IF YOU THROW HOLY WATER ON ME!" - Romeo 

"I'd moan" - Josh 


"Are you an Orphan?" - Josh

"Uhm.. Yeah?" - Romeo 

"Nicee ;)" -Josh 


"ILL MAKE OUT WITH YOU IF YOU CUT THE HEAD OFF THE BIRD PERSON!" - Romeo 

(The persuasion worked hehe nat 20)


"What  race is she?" - Josh

"Don't fuck the Orc lady * sigh*" - Romeo

"I WASNT GONNA FUCK HER!" - Josh (lying)


"Wanna go to my place" -Josh (IN THE MIDDLE OF A COMBAT FOR SOME REASON)

"AH A BLACK THING!" -Josh 😥 

(For context we were fighting raven ppl)

"What those tentacles do shawty?;)" - Josh to a mindflayer 


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