Agent Jonesy & Mirabel's Quest to Save Lexa

LEXA NO!!

Me and my best friend Lexa were chilling on my couch. She started touching my short blond hair.

"Heh?! What are you uh doing Lexa?" 

She just stared into my eyes. Her ruby red eyes were locked onto mine when suddenly she was grabbed by SANS UNDERTALE?! Sans teleported her somewhere, I didn't know where but she was somewhere and she was in danger. I decided to call up my homie Mirabel the gang leader. 

"Yo what is up Jones"

"So I kinda need your help, Lexa got kiddnapped by Sans Undertale"

"Are you being deadass right now"

"Yes Mirabel i'm being deadass"

"Bro finna come over, be there in 20 seconds"

"Okay"

I waited for exactly 20 seconds for Mirabel to come. She broke my door down and started cranking 90s in my living room. 

"What in the actual fuck are you doing?"

"I'm cranking 90s bro"

Mirabel adjusted her cap and sunglasses. she started speaking in numbers for some reason...

"11037"

"Mirabel may you please speak english"

"Fine. BEEP BEEP BEEP"

"I am about to ask someone else for help"

"NO! okay so Sans' base is located in Ohio."

"Okay sooooo we gotta go to Ohio"

Mirabel and I walked to Ohio, The walk took 69 minutes. When we walked into Ohio it was a shit show. The second we walked in a girl with polaroid pictures taped to a belt ran up to us and took our picture with a light blue polaroid camera. After the girl left I got beat up with a volleyball but Mirabel shoot the kid that had the volleyball with her AK-47. 

"Stupid ass Ohio kids forgot guns were a thing."

"This is a shitshow"

Next up the camera girl and a kid with a case of dr salt were fighting. The Camera girl ended up  losing the fight. Mirabel grabbed me we ran to a building made of the bones of 100000 Sans fangirls.