Husker pov
I was playing some poker with some drunk idiots and I was so close to winning... All I had to do was put down my royal flush... Piles of money were in the pot... When... I see strange things and I was somewhere else...
Me: what the hell?
I look around and I seemed to be in this new place. A shitty banner that read "Welcome" and I turned behind me just to see that shitty asshole.
Me: WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL?!?! I WAS SO CLOSE TA BEIN RICH YAKNOW!!!
I hissed at him and turned away.
Alastor: well well well! Looks like your Ina pissed mood my dear!
Me: DAMN RIGHT I AM!!! ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PUT MY FUCKIN ROYAL FLUSH DOWN AND IT ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN MINE!!
I yelled at him then showed him the Royal flush in my hand. He smiled at it and turned away from me.
Alastor: What do you want a cookie darling?
He asked caused me to growl. Suddenly this blondie came up to me with a big stupid looking smile on her face.
???: HI IM CHARLIE!!! WELCOME TO THE HAPPY HOTEL!!!
Me: that sounds like a stupid name for a hotel
She then paused and looked at me. Then this really grey girl comes up to me angrily.
???: DONT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT OR YOULL BE NOTHING BUT ROAD KILL JUST LIKE HIM!!!
She said pointing at Alastor. I roll my eyes and turned away from her then was met nose to nose with this tall ass girl.
???: Hey handsome~
They sounded kinda funny to bea girl if ya ask me. They then put there hands on my chest and the other pair went to my wings perusing them. I then push them away kinda blushing.
Me: Go fuck yaself ya whore!
I growled angrily. They then grabbed one of the staps of my pants and pulled me close to them and said
???: Only if ya watch me daddy~
I pushed them away once again and blushed harder... I was never called daddy before so it was new to me.
???: The names angel... Angel dust... But you can call me baby~ can ya do me a quick favor?
He asked me. I sighed almost afraid to ask this horny son-of-bitch.
Me: what..
I asked trying to sound grumpy.
Angel: would wouldn't mind shoving that nice big, long, furry cat dick In me~?
I immediately turned away blushing like crazy.
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
I yelled at the horny spider demon. Lemme just say tall bout bad first impressions...
~author~
Okdo it's been a while since I wrote soooooo...... :)
