cigarettes out the window | scaramouchue x reader

part 5

'do you wanna skip and do drugs?'
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you were shocked to say the very least. the boy who told you that he doesn't want any kind of interaction with you is now asking to skip together? and do drugs? now that took a turn. you said nothing but started quietly packing your things as he did the same.

"wait but how are we going to get out-" he, again, put his hand on your mouth to stop you from talking.

"bitch will you ever learn to shut up. at least try and keep quiet." he whispered as he slowly took his hand off your mouth.

"now to answer your question, we will jump out the window" he said as if he just discovered a new chemical element.

"dude. we are on the second floor. no way in fucking hell I'm going to break my legs just for some xan"

"oh stop being such a pussy. you either stay here or jump with me, or did you get any other ideas, miss genius?" he said as he threw his backpack out the window and got ready to jump.

"wait-" you tried stopping him but he already jumped. you took a look outside the window and saw him patting the dirt off his clothes.

"come on, rapunzel, we don't have all day long"

you threw your backpack outside as well and got ready to jump when

"miss l/n what on earth are you doing?!" the principle said who just came to check on you two and caught you red handed.

"oh shit, later miss!" you said as you jumped seeing that there is no turn back.

now what you didn't think of is that you never were a really atlethic person, and how the fuck are you gonna land a jump from the second floor.

"actually it wouldn't be such a painful death if I won't land right. only if I adjust my neck angle a little on the right..."

you closed your eyes waiting for the impact with the ground but instead you were caught by someone.

"wow i never expected the top tier student in our school to be this dumb to jump out of the window like that."

"spare me romeo, i did that purposely. now run we don't have much time." you said as you glanced up to the window seeing your furious principle.

you ran for 5 minutes without looking back, nervous that someone might catch you. you stopped in a park and saw scaramouche walk to the back of the children's area, so you followed him silently because hey, anything for free drugs, right?

he sat down behind a slide and you did the same. he began searching in his backpack.

"two or three?" he asked.

"three would be way too much, what are you trying to kill me?"

"pff, you clearly don't know how to take a risk." he snorted at you while taking three xans at once then handed you two for you.

you took them without thinking twice and waited for the effect to kick in. the sun was already starting to set and you felt really peaceful in that moment. as if all your problems just disappeared. maybe his presence was so comforting. or maybe the tabs were doing their thing.

"so, uh, nice weather isn't it?" you literally had no idea what you were saying. yup. the thing started to thing.

"oh my archons spare me from the idle chatter."

"man it's too boring I will fall asleep."

"...are you already..?"

"pfffff me? neveeer" oh how wrong you were.

"maybe two were a bit much for you, should have known."

"so now, tell me scara, are you gay?"

"gay? why would you think that?" he answered ignoring the nickname.

"i don't know man like, you never ever had a girlfriend and never hang out with girls. hm now that i think of it, you only hang out with xiao. wait do you have a thing for your best friend?!?!?!" you loved being dramatic. you usually didn't do it with people you barely knew but you weren't in your right mind at the time.

"xiao? he is the only person that is more tolerable in this school. and why would you think I never had a girlfriend?" he said as he frowned

"wait so you did have a girlfriend?!?!?!? oh em gi never would have imagined. who was she?"

"don't say was like she is dead. and it's none of your business"

"oh so you are not over her. noted. whatever I wasn't interested anyway." you said as you put your head in his lap and he visibly tensed.

"fyi, im long over her and you know it's rude to invade someone's intimate space without asking"

"oh shut up, you always-tired-of-everyone people secretly like physical touch so you should thank me. belive me, I know what I'm saying, my ex was like that."

"your ex? who is your ex?"

"mm none of your business"

"god you are so irritating. fine if I tell you who is my ex will you tell me yours?"

"why are you so interested anyway? but yeah, sure, we have a deal."

"you know mona from your science class? you know, green eyes, black hair?"

"wait HER? bro she is so slay how did you even pull her?"

"i'm going to ignore that, now do your part."

"okay." you said waiting for him to ask.

"come on tell me"

"jeez so eager. say please"

"bitch I swear to god-"

"fine fine. macson. one year older than us."

silence filled the air when scaramouche started uncontrollably laughing. the xan was staring to kick in.

"HIM?? christ, i thought you couldn't stoop lower. such a bad taste men"

"shut the fuck up. your ex is dating him now so technically you just made her taste bad, and respectively, you dissed yourself."

"wait mona is dating him? what a coincidence"

you suddenly stopped the conversation by not saying anything when he spoke again.

"what if we started dating to make our exes jealous?"