ivan was swinging STRAIGHT-ly on his tire swing... then suddenly, the wind got harder (like his dick) as he was watching his neighbor brandon play with his dog (floof)
ivan: wow, it's a great day to be homophobic
ivan: oh wow. its my GAY neighbor. TCH. i hate this GAY neighborhood. GAYborhood. even my crush yuki is gay.. she was kissing that thing "floof"
brandon: it's getting hot outside
brandon takes off their shirt
ivan: god damn!
ivan: I mean wtf!! i hate these dang queers!
ivan: YOU KNOW THE BIBLE MADE IT VERY CLEAR..
brandon notices ivan
brandon: oh hey ivan!!
ivan: (wtf... why is this faggot talking to me!!)
ivan felt his heart suddenly beating very quickly
brandon puts his dick in hotley
ivan: (why do i enjoy it??)
ivan: see you in hell, faggot!!!!
(part 2 coming soon)
