in reel life

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scout iz broke and dont pay taxes yet

goes to spys room cutely

scout: dad
spy: what the fuk you want
scout: i need money for taxes
spy: i paid your fuking taxes
scout: oh ok

scout goes to chicken wing resturant to look for bibo grell

scout: i need a baba grill, i need a beech.
he went looking for baba grillsz

woman: hello
scout: hi bbg
woman: what u name
scout: scout
woman: ok my name is santos
scout: very weird goody shitass name but ok
woman: what
scout: nothing
woman: u have big pp?
scout: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
woman: ew u dont have big pp i dump u for soldear he has big ppq
scout: noo

so scout went home and on his phone to look for gay furry porn.

he became emo

so he suicide and oop

he in bitwin gates of heben n hel
he ask

scout: where the pak am i
god: gates of heben and hel
satan: uh ya wut he said
scout: ok
scout: wat now
satan: if u have small pp u go to hel
scout: o no

and then they check his pp

it was smol

satan: ur going to hel
scout: noooOOOoooOizhdbdjfbdjdjdnjdhd
*insert laughing and wheezing of god*
scout: y the pak u laughing

to be continue

so scout went to hell
in hell he saw lots of smegzie baba grells
he ask one of. them

scout: hey bbg
santos: wet scout?
scout: santos??
santos: omg y u here
scout: after u said i have small pp i watch gay furry porn and then i suicide
santos: o ok

*scout goes cutely to god:
scout: god
god: wat
scout: bring mi back to life i need to go on a date with poling
god: ok *brings back 2 life*
scout: PUALINGNGNGNG
pauling: wat
scout: mary me
pauling; no
scout: ples u can munch on my pp
pauling: ok

*they get married*
2 be continued

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