BODY SHOP - a sam smith x paul breach fanfiction.

something unholy.. babs 🥰x

Paul was getting ready to meet his date at the park, for a ice cream and a cider.. He was so excited!

Paul picked up his phone to message his date, asking what time he'd have to be there for it couldn't be anyway before 3 as he had to pick up his kid from school.

'Hi babs 😘x ! Paul here, just wondering what time we're meeting 😋 xx' Is what he wrote before he hit send, he got a reply almost immediately, but before replying Paul just had to update his tiktok fans on the news and plan.

Paul logged into his incredibly famous tiktok account and started a live. He did his traditional start by saying hi to people, despite the comments being off.

"Soo, guys ... I'm going to be meeting a lady down for a nice icy whicy cream and a couple of beverages later on." Paul announced, doing his famous hoodie collar tug as he did.

Paul finished off pretending to read messages on live and ended it with a wave goodbye.

He had to get ready soon, he was running late. He rushed to his closet picking our which pair of beige cargos to wear... it was a though choice! but he decided on the beige ones. He put on a black oversized hoodie and his signature plaid jacket. He checked himself out in the mirror. "Babs, you're so delectable" Paul said to himself, running a hand through his natural blonde hair.

Paul skipped through his house and down to his front door, putting on his boots with a huge smile on his face. He picked up his backpack that was filled his essentials, dirty gay porno magazines, large condoms and spare pair of cargos.

He finally ventured out side of his house, ready to meet the beautiful woman, he was humming away to a song he wrote. "Do you remember... before the euros... there was a footballer that nobody knows!" he sung quietly too himself... Paul considered him self a great singer, and that he was.

After a 20 minutes stroll, paul reached the park he. Found a park bench to sit on it was under a tall oak tree, sheltered by the sun.. that he had to avoid like the plague as he was easily burn able.

5 minutes past of waiting and a man turned up. "Is this Paul?" He asked, "Yeah babs, want a picture?" Paul asked followed by a cheeky smile. "Noo, this is Sam Smith.. your date, remember?" Paul creased slightly after hearing that. "You're meant to be a woman, not a man.. Stop lying or i'll call the police." Paul said as he pulled out his phone from his cargo pocket.

"I'm not, look." Sam pulled out his phone snd showed messages of him and paul's previous conversations. "Oh sorry babs!" Paul replied, his face turning red. Sam sat down next to paul on the bench and, starting singing unholy under his breath, Paul joined in once he heard the beat. The two of them bad a quiet sing along while Paul fiddled with his hoodie sleeves.

"Right my little cupcake, did you bring money for the icy whicy cream?" Paul asked....