The Case of The Wet Floor

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A policeman radio's into headquarters.


"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"

"Yes? Go ahead."

"We have a case here. A women has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the women?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

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