A policeman radio's into headquarters.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"
"Yes? Go ahead."
"We have a case here. A women has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the women?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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Jokes: From Facebook, to you!
HumorA bunch of random jokes i find on facebook. Even if i find them funny, they my seem kinda cheesy. Some might be a little offensive, so im apologizing ahead of time: Sorry!