Chapter 5 Becoming a Dad

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Teacher Zhao took Tang Xue and the others to visit a chicken farm.

    The chicken farm stinks so badly that Tang Xue is almost out of her body. She covered her nose and asked Li Yubing, "Do you smell the smell?"

    "What do you think?" Li Yubing answered, covering her nose.

    "Let's go? I don't want to stay here anymore."

    "No, the teacher told me to pick up eggs, and everyone picks up five."

    "Oh, then help me pick them up." Tang Xue stuffed her small basket into Li Yubing hand.

    Li Yubing rolled his eyes. Rolling his eyes has become a habit.

    After picking up the eggs, Mr. Zhao took them to visit the incubator. Here, for the first time, Tangxue watched the whole process of the chicken breaking its shell. The chick pecked through the eggshells one after another, and then managed to get out with difficulty but successfully, walking staggeringly... It's so cute!

    Tang Xue didn't know how to describe her mood at the moment. She went back and told her father that although she was about to be smoked to death, she felt so happy when she saw the chick coming out of the eggshell, and she didn't regret it at all, blabla...

    Principal Tang taught her an idiom called "It's a worthwhile trip", roughly explained the meaning.

    Tangxue looked enlightened, and nodded frantically like a chicken pecking at rice: "That's it!"

    When my daughter is good, how cute and cute, Principal Tang was happy, touched her little head, and told her The principle of egg hatching.

    This is causing trouble.

    After Tang Xue heard the principle, she took an egg from the refrigerator and held it in her hand. She decided to hatch a chick herself.

    Principal Tang only took her for a moment of fun and didn't take her seriously. Who would have thought that this little guy would hold the egg every day, and would not let go of it when he ate or slept, for a week in a row...

    At this time, Principal Tang couldn't bear to tell her that this kind of egg couldn't hatch chicks.

    Tang Xue also had to hold the egg in class. Teacher Zhao often glanced at the students during class, and saw Tang Xue sitting upright, looking at her seriously, and then holding a flesh-pink egg in her left hand on the desk... that picture Really, I can't get used to it no matter how many times I watch it.

    The most uncomfortable person was Li Yubing.

    Before the chick popped out of the egg, Tang Xue already recognized it as her baby and regarded herself as her mother. As a mother, she naturally wanted Li Yubing to be her father, and she even seriously discussed with Li Yubing what their baby's name should be.

    For no apparent reason, Li Yubing is going to give an egg to be his father. Although he couldn't say what was wrong, he just felt awkward.

    The only way he can express his resistance is to escape.

    So, ever since he had an egg son, this father would run away as soon as he got out of class, running faster than anyone else. Even Teacher Zhao lamented that Li Yubing now likes to go out and do some activities, which is really not easy.

    Li Yubing's performance naturally made Tang Xue a little dissatisfied. She went back to complain to her mother. Tang's mother said that this is "widowed parenting", which is very in line with the basic national conditions of our country, so there is no need to make a fuss.

    Although I didn't understand it, it seemed to be comforted. = =

    Li Yubing always evaded his responsibilities as a father, and he paid a small price for it.

    ——He was targeted by an evil force on campus.

    Several senior students formed a small gang to extort pocket money from junior children and threatened the victims with violence not to tell their teachers and parents.

    Li Yubing was thin and quiet, not very gregarious, so he became their target easily.

    After observing several times, they finally did it.

    After class was over this day, Li Yubing ran out of the classroom, wandered around the campus for a while, and was dragged into a corner unexpectedly.

    In Li Yubing's eyes, a few boys who were considered "tall and big" had grinning faces and wanted to "borrow some money" from Li Yubing.

    Li Yubing remembered that the teacher told me the correct measures to take when encountering blackmail, first give out the money to avoid being beaten, and then call the teacher's parents to call the police. So although he was a little nervous at the moment, he wasn't too scared, and silently began to pay.

    At this moment, they were interrupted by a childish but loud shout: "What are you doing?!" Tender and crisp, like willow buds newly born in spring.

    Several people followed the prestige and saw a little loli. Little Lolita is small, with two ponytails, wearing a loose school uniform with a messy red scarf around her neck, and blue school uniform pants that are too bulky, almost covering her feet.

    The little Lolita had a dignified face, her right hand was aggressively thrust into her waist, and her left... left hand was holding an egg.

    That style of painting looks a little subtle and weird.

    Although she was upright (ignoring the eggs), how could the evil forces be afraid of such a small child, so the leader threatened her viciously: "Get out! If you don't leave, I will beat you together!"

    "How dare you! My father is Principal! Even you and your father will fight together!"

    The word "principal" is like a powerful sword, and those people were immediately persuaded, and they released Li Yubing almost without hesitation. Before leaving, they did not forget to warn them: "Don't sue! "

    Li Yubing leaned against the wall, watching Tang Xue walking towards him.

    She held the egg, walked and bounced, looked very satisfied, and seemed to be in a good mood. The two ponytails swayed with her movements, making her look like a little rabbit.

    For a moment, Li Yubing felt that this person seemed less annoying.

    Tang Xue walked up to him and called him, "Dandan, it's dad."

    Li Yubing wanted to hit the wall.

    Tang Xue said, "Is the money still there?"

    "Yes." Li Yubing pursed his lips, hesitated for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Thank you."

    "You're welcome, I'm the only one who can spend your money."

    The gratitude that just surged up in Li Yubing's heart was abruptly swallowed back.

    The author has something to say: ——Small

    Theater——

    Q: When was the first time you became a father?

    Li Yubing: Grade 2. Our child is called Eggy.

    Q: What happened next?

    Li Yubing: It was later eaten by my father-in-law.

    --split line--

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