You a hoe? pt.5

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Long ass title for no reason🤪😤

-Third Person POV-

Kokichi got up to go find Futami for no reason but to be friends with her cuz she a hoe. When Kokichi found Futami they stared at each other Kokichi's stare was of friendliness while Futami's was of disgust and discomfort anyways M̷o̷n̷o̷k̷u̷m̷a̷ ̷w̷a̷s̷ ̷g̷e̷t̷t̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷p̷o̷u̷n̷d̷e̷d̷ ̷b̷y̷ ̷a̷ ̷f̷r̷i̷d̷g̷e̷ Futami and Kokichi sat together well mostly Kokichi chasing Futami around until she sat with her, then they had a talk about Kijishi, "So you're telling me, that Kijishi was using me for my boyfriend and popularity??" "Yeah, pretty much," "Oh well she was a whore anyway have you see the way she walked around like her 😼 stank?"

"Oh my god yes I have she was walking around like she had authority and 🍆 in her body." "Damn you didn't need to say all that..."," Like without me and Kaede to damn hoe you so rude!" They were interrupted by Miu and Kaede.

A/N: I kind of forgot if Rantaro and Kaede were supposed to be dead or nah but now this is turning into a non-despair au, I didn't do this on purpose I swear! Anyways just forget about the other chapters except "You like money? and all the You a hoe?s, Ok?" anyways back to the story!

"Ayo Kokichi let us join you." Kaede practically shouted at Kokichi and Futami but more to Kokichi so then Kokichi decided to let them join in her room later "So what's this shit about Kijishi anyway?" Miu asked Futami this time instead of Kokichi "So, um yea Kijishi should learn some manners because she sounded like she sucks 🍆 every day." Futami ignored Miu then later said the reason why because she didn't hear Miu the first time then Kaede asked "Wait is her 😼 dead though?" They all looked at each other with a face like: 🙂

"Gurl what the fuck you think??" - Kokichi

"For real everybody here knows that her 😼 dead as hell like Dandruff." - Miu

"Exactly bro like you don't even have to smell her 😼 to know!" - Futami

"Damn bro you didn't have to say that to me," " Anyway I heard she was so thirsty that she fucked a guard at the place she's held at." "Damn Kaede where did you hear that shit?" Kokichi and Futami looked at Kaede for an answer. "I didn't hear it anywhere I made it up!" "Damn we should start rumors like that!" Miu made a suggestion only to get destroyed by Kokichi's idea "No one of us should dress up as the guard and Futami should dress up like Kijishi because she looks like her."

"Thats a great idea Kokichi you're a genius!" Kaede seemed to agree Miu also nodded his head in agreement when it came to Futami that's when she started sweating and said,"Of course I would love to expose a bitch like Kijishi!" "Great since we all agreed I already have the outfit ready in my room I asked Kijishi for a wig that looks exactly like her hair and eye contacts when she said that she was the ultimate bitch for no reason!".

It's crazy how Kokichi has all this stuff ready. "Anyways see you tonight," "Oh wait," Kokichi turned around right before she left and asked the ALL the people that were in there at that moment: "Does Kijishi's 😼 stink? Also isn't as dry as dandruff?" The whole room said yes and some other shit no one would remember.

{𝞃𐌉Ⲙ𝙴 𝕊𝐊𝒍Ρ 𐊡Ꭱ𝐨𝓤Ꮐ𝛨𝞽 𝑇ഠ У𝖮𝕌 ВⲨ Ѕ𝓚ᴀ𝐿𝟎'Ѕ 𐐠ꓑo🝨ℓ𐊥𝙔 𝘗ᒪ𝚨У𝘓l𐊖⊤}


Kokichi took a wheel and spined it one who would be the guard the wheel landed on Miu 'Oh shit Miu is so going to make this sexual but then again no one wants Futami's😼 though'

Well after they group got to Kokichi's room Kokichi showed them who got the guard role "HEY! How do we know you didn't change it?!" "Here I'll spin it again since you don't believe me." Kokichi spun it again and it landed on.... DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN (*Disney dun dun starts playing* Sorry I had to)

MIU! "What the actual fuck whatever!" Miu and Futami changed in the bathroom and closet when they both came out, they're all dressed Futami looked almost identical to Kijishi. Kokichi has started wondering if they were related but given what Kijishi had told Kokichi that would be incest.

They filmed the video posted on Monotube, ✦☆✭ 𝒦𝓊𝓂𝒶𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀 ✭☆✦, 👉 Ƙꓴ𐒄𐤠ƓⱤ𐤠𐒄, 🅜🅞🅝🅞🅦🅡🅘🅣🅔🅡, 𝕵ꭒո𝓀𐐬!Ⲙ𝒆ԁⅰ𝓪, H͓̽o͓̽p͓̽e͓̽!͓̽S͓̽i͓̽t͓̽e͓̽, O͎r͎a͎n͎g͎e͎ ͎h͎u͎b͎, *¨P̳r̳o̳g̳r̳a̳m̳m̳e̳r̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳G̳a̳m̳e̳r̳ ̳i̳n̳t̳e̳r̳a̳c̳t̳i̳o̳n̳¨*, and ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱!𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔪, last but not least W0r5h1p!4u74.

A/N: Guess who owns: H͓̽o͓̽p͓̽e͓̽!͓̽S͓̽i͓̽t͓̽e͓̽, ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱!𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔪, O͎r͎a͎n͎g͎e͎ ͎h͎u͎b͎, and *¨P̳r̳o̳g̳r̳a̳m̳m̳e̳r̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳G̳a̳m̳e̳r̳ ̳i̳n̳t̳e̳r̳a̳c̳t̳i̳o̳n̳¨*🤪😝💀 MONOTUBE BEING THE ONLY NORMAL ONE LMAO💀😋

Kokichi then had 3.2 thousand dollars come in from that one video anyway no she actually didn't but like-

Kokichi had a sleep over with the Gossip & Rumors squad everyone was having a good night until Junko posted a video on𝕵ꭒո𝓀𐐬!Ⲙ𝒆ԁⅰ𝓪 hugging a girl... She had Light purple hair, and it would fade into red. Kokichi knew that if you THAT close to Junko you crazy.

So that was when Kokichi turned around and saw Miu trying to make out Kaede then gave up Futami was messing with a pen the pen was incredibly sharp, and when Kokichi asked what she was doing she said, "Just playing around" Kokichi hoped she was just playing around.

Kokichi then fell asleep right next to Futami and then soon Futami fell asleep right beside Kokichi they shared a blanket together, so they were right next to each other face to face Miu and Kaede were the same (They were wearing socks tho I swear (ง✧👅✧)ง)

The very next day some stupid mfs woke up and chose to shit talk Kijishi "Oh my god Shuichi have you heard that Kijishi fucked a guard cuz she was horny as hell?" Kaito sneaked up on Shuichi practically screeched like a cat on fire but it's in the water drowning.

"Oh my god Kaito I thought you were a drug dealer for a second thank god!" Kaito looked at Shuichi and had a face screaming 'You better take that back you stupid little bitch' Shuichi ran off to go see Kirigiri since he was a huge fan but stopped halfway through to see K1BO and asked him if he wanted to hang out with Rantaro later and K1BO agreed because Rantaro was going,

They were going to the Chocolate Factory Kokichi just bought for no reason what so every totally

A/N: HAHHA Cliffhanger LOL

Word count: 1068

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