"Why Should I Order Off The Menu When I Can Eat You?"

old reviews...

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Ronald sat down at the desk.

"Let me look at the reviews" He yawned

'this shit made my brother throw up' Gothemo17 reviewed

'caught Ronald twerking instead of working' btslover3008girl said

'Macdonalds in Ohio' nationaldaddy69420 commented

'i liked it until I lost it' poopgurl70 said

'I went to go complain but then some random ass clown scared the food out of me' karenlady36 yelled

"How are the Filipino Macdonalds community lacking" (I don't know if it is, I've only heard 😭) Ronald sighed

"I'll book a ticket to the Phillipines" Ronald exclaimed

"Ill help!" He said opening 2 new tabs

One for ticket booking and the other for...something i never expected Ronald to do.

Once he had bought the ticket he went home and packed

"Clothes...kitten maid suit cause maybe there will be cute femboys....toothbrush" Ronald checked off his list

"All sent for tomorrow" He as he set his alarm and got into bed

*BEEP BEEP RINGGG* Ronald's alarm went off

"Lets do this" He said grabbing every thing and driving to the airport super quick.

"Tickets here!" Some random ass dude yelled

"Me me!" Ronald panted

"Okay seat D6" the ticket dude said

"T-thanks" Ronald blushed, the ticket dude was kinda cute

"All flight attendants going from America to The Philippines we are boarding now" the intercom announced

"Thats me" Ronald said and got up

He pulled out his ticket and looked for his seat

"There" Ronald said

As he sat down, he pulled out his USB and plugged it into the laptop

"Mommy mommy!!" A little boy said as he sat down next to his mother

"Ronald McDonald is sitting right next to us!!" He squealed

"Say 'hi' to him honey!!" his mother smiled

"Hi Ronald McDonald!" He giggled

"Oh, hey kiddo!" Ronald blushed, he didn't want the poor kid to see what was on his USB

"I like your food" The kid said

"Nice" Ronald said and put on his headphones.

He decided to play his furry porn in the background, he'd be fine with the sounds.

He then began to google about Jollibee

'Wow...he's...kind of cute...' Ronald blushed as he thought

The plane didn't seem too long to Ronald, after all he was busy listening ...

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"We are now landing; all devices are too be turned off" The captain said

Ronald quickly shut off his laptop

"Mommy! I don't like landing!!" The kid cried

Ronald winced as the kid screamed and kicked

"We have landed!" The captain announced

"Yay mommy!!" The kid jumped

Ronald walked off the plane and smelt the new air

"It's almost dinner time" Ronald said as he checked his new watch

"I'll try McDonalds" He said, turning on his GPS

Ronald walked over to the small McDonalds that was only 7 minutes away

"I'll have a McSpaghetti with a McSpicy" He said

"Okay...have table 4" The waiter shooed him off

"Thank you" Ronald said as he walked off to table 4

His meal didn't take too long to arrive, and it looked pretty good.

"Yum thanks!" Ronald exclaimed

He began eagerly eating...so fast he became sick...

"Oh man..." Ronald said running out and throwing up into a bush

"Yuck...The reviews did not lie..." He said through coughs

"Sir...are you alright...or is it your pheromones?" A small voice asked

"Pheromones can't m-m-make you throw up..." Ronald coughed turning towards the small voice

"Oh...Are you an alpha...?" He asked in a petite voice

"Yes...a sick one" Ronald blushed looking at the small, cute bee

"I'll help take care of you...is that alright?" The bee smiled

"Please do" Ronald laughed sickly

"Here follow me" The bee led him to an apartment building

"My room...505" The bee pointed it out

"Sit on the bed, I'll get the first aid" He said

"Okay...oh by the way, what's your name" Ronald asked

"Jollibee" The bee called.

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