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bark bark bark woof woof grr bark farts poo slime yummy bark bark woof!! *snarl*
bark bark woof woof woof wooof woofing bark growl snarl snap dog

translation: i forced myself to open my golden brown pooey chocolate burned coal honey goldfish eyes and face the goomy dark world
*snarl*
....
i litftef my amazing rizztakular sexy huge muscular body and walked like an alpha baddie to the porcelain thrones
i sat ny vulomptos glutes mazximus onto the porcelain throne and snarled at the cold freezing wet cold dysentery filled feeling of the toilet seat on my beautiful bum.
i prepared myself to take the most hugest most smelly vile huge smelly big fat smelly foul fishy rotten diarrhoea
i held onto the door for dear life..
IT WAS COMING......

💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

credits to my bb cyrus for the story ❤️

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