y/n struttad to camylot with brite e/c orbs
blink blink blink, y/p orbs were big
y/p [YOUR PRONOUNS] (when y/p was struddang) seed the sexiest man y/p ever seed
y/n went over to da man and gave him a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG hug bc he was so sexy
"who tf are you" he asked, orbs staring at y/n
"i-i-i-i'm... i'm... y/n..." y/n stutterd "w-w-w-who are you?~" y/p stutterd again but seductavely
"lancelot du lac" he replied and pushed his chest aout
"c-c-c-can i call you lanceypoo?~" y/p stutterd before saying a loud "TEEHEEHEE"
lancelot blinked his big orbs at y/n and leaned in to give y/n a kiss
y/n crumpld to the floor and cried vilentely "l-l-l-lanceypoo y-y-y-you're so h-h-hot~"
"yo guys did u see that" a random man with big arms eclaimed ferociously
"BEWARE Y/N!! HERE COMES THE TROLL!!" lancelot yelled and grabbed y/n by the arm to hoist y/p into his bulky muscular sexie man arms
y/n watched a troll run from the castle of camalot and she was drayging a scrunkly ugly ass old man on the ground
"BYE UGLY OAF!!" the troll yelled as she grabbd the ugly ass old man by the hed
and lanched him into a wall
he died
"o-o-oh no!! lanceypoo! who was that!" y/n asked excitdley while shayking in lancelto's sexie man arms
"a meanie" he replied with a mean expression
"o-o-o-okay" y/n stuttered
sudenly a short ugly thingy-majig stomped from the castle of camylot too and it wint to the troll with kissy lips
y/n watchd the ugly thing go to da troll and poke her foot befor the troll pickd him up and maked out with him pashunately
lancslot took y/n to the camylot castle after and carryd y/p threwout the halls
this skinny dude with an ugly fit started walking toword lancelot and y/n
y/n was defensive and yeld "NO TOUCHING MY LANCEYPANCYPOO" and demolished the eardroms of the other dude (he kerplunked on the ground)
he died
"owah nowah, nawt merleen" lancelot eclaimed with a not-british accent and y/n gaspet
"y-y-you have a country accint!!" y/n stuttrd and yeld at lancelot "WHY DINT YOU TELL ME!!" y/p stuter went away with y/p yeling
"yeh... and mah name ain't even lansaylot dew lock... i used a gewgle translaytor" he sayed
"y-y-y-you r a cumplete l-l-l-l-liar lanceypoo. kinda turns me on tho~" y/p gasped
"you wannuh know mah reel nayame? it's lamedude brown" he sayed with his theck country accint
y/n ten maked out with lamedude brown
(tey had fewture baybees (over twenty of them) and y/n learnd that y/p was the last dragonlawrd (since y/p killed merleen) and camylot was tayken over by their baybees)
THE END!!
