Hey hey! Another part has arrived, and this one is the one I'm gonna have fun making the most.
Itadori: Guys, if we don't get sleep, we'll hate ourselves in the morning.
Megumi and Todo in sync: I already hate my self plenty, Itadori.
Itadori: Ok, well discuss this in the morning, but please get some sleep.
-BEEP-
Todo: Do you think he'll prefer flowers, or an adoption certificate for a baby vulture?
Nobara: If you don't know the answer to that, you're going to be single forever.
-BEEP-
Itadori: You've been given a new job to do. But I'm worried telling you might make you angry.
Megumi: Just say it quick, like ripping off a bandaid.
Itadori: You're gonna teach Todo how to drive.
Megumi: Put the bandaid back on.
-BEEP-
Itadori: Let me show a picture from last night that really upset me.
Todo: Ok, but in my defense, Toge bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Itadori: That's now that I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
-BEEP-
Itadori: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Maki: I burnt my tongue once drinking tea.
Nobara: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burnt it.
Todo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Gojo: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilt it on my hand, and I got a really bad burn.
Toji:
Toji: I have emotional scars.
-BEEP-
Itadori: Imagine if someone gave you a box of all the things that you lost throughout your life.
Megumi: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Todo: My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Maki: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Gojo: My moral code, is that you?
Itadori:
Itadori: I was gonna show you guys this cool trunk my grandpa left me, but do you guys need a hug?
-BEEP-
Gojo: *screams*
Sukuna: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Itadori: Should we go something?
Megumi: No, I wanna see who wins.
-BEEP
*Toji and Itadori looking out the window*
Megumi: What are you guys doing?
Toji: The WI-FI's down, so we're watching a couple break up across the street.
Itadori: It's just like the TLC!
-BEEP-
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I struggled a bit with this one, because finding the incorrect Quotes were pretty difficult. I'll see ya around!
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Itadori Harem - Headcanon Book!
Fiksi PenggemarLadies and Gentlemen, I present you. . . . . Another book literally nobody asked for! This story is just full of a bunch of headcanons and a bit of more stories I have been think of making in the near future. Please enjoy and send feedback. (*＾3...
