Number Five One-shots (Umbrella Academy)

~Gingerbread man~

WARNING: BLOOD, HARASSMENT

The writing in bold is the song lyrics

I'm sorry, I made this kinda short.

It was just my birthday so I wanted to take a small break but I still wanted to get at least something out for you guys!

xxx

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"I'm frosting, I don't need a man to make my life sweet"

"Prince Charming, just isn't the one that I think I need"

You scrunch up your nose slightly at the picture your best friend was showing you on her phone. "You guys would be perfect together Y/n! Your both kind, gentle and sweet!" She squealed.

The boy in the image had blond curly hair and blue eyes. You would be lying if you said that he wasn't cute, but you just weren't attracted to him. "I don't really want a cute boy b/f/n (best friends name)" you tell her. "Fine..." she huffs.

"Your thirsty, you think I give out all my shit for free"

"I'm bursting out laughing at idiocy"

You felt like gagging as you hear someone behind you start to whistle at you. "Hey Baby, what are you doing here all alone on a cold night like this?" The disgusting man behind you starts to say. He wraps an arm around your shoulder and you suppress another gag as you smell the puke and alcohol on the man.

All of a sudden, you start to giggle and then laugh uncontrollably. The man next to you gives you a confused look. Before he can ask you anything else you punch him square in the nose and he falls to the ground.

At that, you stop laughing and stomp on him with your heels which makes him yelp in pain. "Idiot" you say under your breath as you walk away from him.

"I need a gingerbread man, the one I'll feed"

"The gingerbread man, the one I'll eat"

You felt like floating as you hugged Five and inhaled his scent. He smelt like gunpowder and gingerbread. Looking up, you kissed him deeply, he tasted like gingerbread too.

Butterflies erupted in your stomach as you kissed him.

Damn, you really loved this man.

"One who's always crazy, never calls me baby"

"That's the one that I want, all you boys are not him, not him"

You giggle as you watch Five kill all the Commission Board. He is crazy yes, but you love him for it. His concentrated face with blood all over him drove you crazy. You didn't even know why.

You just knew that no one was as good as him. No man could be even remotely similar to him (well... except maybe if he cloned himself...).

After he was done, you walk up to him with a skip in your step. He was covered in even more blood now and was breathing heavily. You wipe some blood from his lips with your thumb before kissing him. He still tastes like gingerbread but with a metallic hint.