Sun and moon

Get in the locker swassy minx

Fantasizing about the date he and Jacob went on, Edward slowly got up to put his homework in the tray, leaving a pool of water in his chair from his swamp ass. When he was walking back, his chronic shitting started to act up. Staining his pants and the chair he sat back down on shit brown. The teacher started talking about the assignments they would be working on this Christmas break, but Edward was too busy biting his lip while looking at Jacobs sexy pecs. His lip started to bleed, catching the attention of the concerned and mortified teacher. "Did you just bite your fucking lip so hard that it's bleeding swamp ass?", the teacher said, yelling at Edward. "It's okay, I can take this clumsy little minx to the nurses office", Jacob said, jumping out of his seat, grabbing Edward and pulling him out of his chair. Going out into the hall, they both started making out only to be stopped by the student they just slammed into the locker, while they were in their heat of passion. "YOU BROKE MY FUCKING ARM GOD DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU TWO KISSING?! THATS GAY, ARE YOU GUYS FA-", smushing that random kid's face into the locker suffocating him with Edwards ass, Edward tore away from Jacob. Smiling Jacob said, "You haven't been practicing with your pillow again have you?". Edward blushing replied, "No, just making out with my siblings. Are you jealous?". The kid dropping to the floor unconscious, probably dead, was thrown out the window by a couple of lesbians who were friends with Edward for some reason. They continued on gayly.
Then it was just Edward and Jacob in the hall, (and a lot of blood). They stared at each other's lips, with Edwards still bleeding. At this point the bleeding was so intense that it started to stain his shirt red. "Here let me help you," said Jacob with lustful intentions. He grabbed him by the face breaking his jaw, with his beautifully sculpted hands. Edward moaned as Jacob licked the blood off his face. Edward reached for Jacobs dick , gripping it. Jacob, now hard as a rock, breaking Edwards hand with his dick. Feeling the shock of the break, Edward creamed. Just as he busted his nut, the principal walked out of his office. Seeing the scene in front of him, he yelled at them to get in his office.
The principal paced around his office looking furious. "WHAT DO WHAT IS- UGR!" He yelled at the two boys. After what felt like an eternity, the principal finally calmed down enough to speak. "I am calling your parents, and you both are suspended, for two weeks" he said, not looking at them. They both looked at one another, glee lighting up their faces. 'We get to be with each other for 2 weeks!' They thought at the same time. Still not looking at them, the principal ordered them to leave. They rushed out the building with lightning speed, Edward holding Jacob in his arms, jumping tree to tree like a spider monkey, (literally)(kachow). Swinging through the air, entangled with one another, penis's as hard as a rock. As they landed in the forest they jumped on each other with animalistic hunger, tearing each other's shirts off with their teeth. The clouds started to part and the sun rose in the sky, the light made its way through the trees and onto Edwards's skin. It shimmered in the light. It was so bright that it blinded Jacob, he fell backwards tripping. He tripped over a loose root and rolled down a hill. Edward reached for him but it was too late and he rolled away. You could say that he was the one that got away. In the middle of the woods you could see them chasing and rolling, this went on for longer than needed. Finally Jacob rolled into a river and started to float down stream, Edward still chasing after him on all fours. Then right before Edwards eyes, Jacob went over a waterfall. Edward watched as the man he was deeply attracted to, drown in the gushing waters. He walked home. And then Edward woke up, his bed as wet and humid as a swamp in Louisiana. 'Another day, is another slay I guess', thought Edward as he got his stuff in the car for school. Life with Jacob was full of fun for Edward, they even gave each other silly little names. Next week, Edward will be introducing Jacob to his family. Which made the chronic shitting act up, making him get kicked out of school because he covered the hall with all of his shit. Finally, getting over all of the jitters and complaints, he took Jacob to meet the fam. He bursted through the doors throwing Jacob to the floor, giving him a bloody nose and a fractured wrist. "Guess who's home bitches!" Edward said, smushing Jacob into the floor.