Sun and moon

Kitten sparkle poopy butt

'The homophobia was winning', thought Alice. She saw Edward groping Jacob so hard that he caused him to levitate in the air in the middle of their living room. "Got your mothers grip I see," Carlisle chuckled, walking into the room with drinks. "Thanks dad!", said Edward, tucking his hair behind his ear, still gripping Jacob. Jacob was in so much pain that he started to bleed from his anus. Jacob was not actually levitating, but being hoisted into the air wrapped around Edwards's arm like a puppet. "Can- I- please- get- down-" Jacob said trying not to breathe because of the pain. "Alright you silly goose, I let you down. Just don't cream your pants..."said Edward lowering Jacob, tearing his fist out of his ass. Jacob immediately started to imprint in his pants uncontrollably, trying to cover it with his massive man hands. Failing to cover his dingdong, Edward began to kick his stomach repeatedly, until Jacob coughed up blood. "I told you to hold it in you dawg!" Edward said with a shit eating grin (literally). While Edward was shoving the poop that was streaming out of his pants into his mouth, Jacob tried to start a conversation with Edward's father. "So, how long has he had the chronic shitting Long Shlong? Seems to get it from someone in the family I see..", Jacob said looking at Carlisle's blushing cheeks as he failed to cover up his adult diaper that was seeping shit, from the chronic shitting he also endured. "We-well you know! Baka! Shut up fuck face you don't know anything!" The shitting man said as the air became toxic. Jacob started to choke from the fumes and chunks of shit that flew from the old man's asscheeks. Edward, looking up from the shit he was eating, ran over to Jacob so that he could show him his room. Walking up the stairs, they saw Alice. She was in despair, because she realized that Jasper had been controlling her feelings for him all along, and sleeping with multiple men, women, and even Carlisle. Edward trying to comfort her, accidentally tripped Jacob making him fall down the staircase, accidentally pantsing Carlisle. Jacob, now having an understanding why Jasper chose him, and now knowing what he would like to do later. Edward, getting jealous, ran down the stairs, jumping onto Jacob's back, breaking his spine. Edward apologized for the pantsing, throwing Jacob to the top of the stairs, running back up to the top only to continue to beat Jacob up. Both men, as hard as a rock now, went into Edward's sex dungeon- I mean, room ;). They tore off each other's shirts and pants, revealing their underwear. Edwards were limited edition Minnie Mouse briefs that showed a disgustingly big bulge. Jacobs, being more modest, had three wolves howling at the moon, with the asscheeks saying "imprint here", that had an arrow pointing down to his booty hole. Jumping on each other making out aggressively, while trying and failing to shut the door multiple times. They had finally got it at the fourth time, and let their true inner beasts out.
Alice, watching the whole thing, left to go to the bar. Drinking was her life now (and seeing women). She would use her ability to hook up with many of the various lesbians in Forks. A lot of the time having orgy's that would last for hours, sometimes days if she was really in the mood. Drinking and sex was the only way she knew that it was her actual feelings, most of the time. After she left Jasper, she never really found out how to feel again. Him controlling her feelings was the only thing she ever felt these past few years. Taking another shot that was a mix of vodka and animal blood, Alice heard strange noises coming from Edwards sex dungeon. Then, she heard Edward screaming. A little concerned, she crept up to his room, partially drunk, to investigate. Alice threw the door open. Only to be welcomed by the stench of sweat, and the torn clothes on the floor. She went past the corner of his room to see that Edward and Jacob were playing an intense game of "Sorry". Jacob had shoved Edwards face into the cement wall out of anger. "Sorry Alice, he was just being really bitchy. You know how he gets," he said while struggling to get his little cat boy out of the wall. Alice, face full of disappointment, tore Edward out of the wall, and threw him out the window. She looked outside watching him get dragged away by Jacob's future wolf pack, but Jacob didn't know that quite yet. Smiling, now in a better mood she walked out of the room skipping down the staircase, only to be greeted by the people who were taking her to rehab.

It took Jacob a few hours, but he had finally managed to get Edward back from the wolves in one piece. Just in time for them to start heading towards Jacob's house for Edward to be introduced to his family. As they got out of the car Edward went to the back of the yard to look at the beautiful forest that surrounded the backyard of Jacob's house. Jacob started to smell, so Edward looked at him and said,"Don't shit yourself yet. You'll need to save that for later". Edward smirked, but Jacob didn't like the remark and actually found it quite rude. So in response he said,"My house, my rules bitch". He squatted, releasing the most girthy fat poop Edward had ever seen. In the heat of romance Edward jumped on Jacob slamming him to the ground. They were so hyped up from the smooching that they didn't know Jacobs family had walked out and were watching them. When Jacob had finally noticed, he had gotten up trying to gather what was left of his torn up clothes. Both embarrassed, but for some reason still blushing went into the house to get some clothes on. Jacobs's room was bleak at first glance, but when you were in there for a while you noticed all of the peculiarities. "Here, try this on '', Jacob said to Edward while handing him one of his wolf shirts. Edward, distracted from Jacob's pecks, noticed that his boyfriend was handing him something to wear. He slipped it on, looking at himself in the mirror. "You look cute in my stuff. You should keep that, make sure you'll have something of me when we're apart", Jacob said as he went for the ass slap of the century. The slap was so powerful that the sound waves uprooted the house, ripping it from its foundation. It made Edwards butt hole have a spasm and release all of the shit he had been holding in. The room was filling with shit rapidly, they were both starting to drown and they were going to if they didn't do something. Jacob, with his ass slapper 3000 broke the window releasing all of the shit into the forest. While in the midst of the chaos the river of shit luckily brought them a raft, where Jacob introduced Edward to the family. Jacob's father had said,"He's got a stream like your mothers. Keep him close kid". Jacob blushed, wiping the shit off of Edwards face kissing it.
Eventually they came to a stop, making sure that everyone got off safely. "Nice badonk kitten sparkle poopy butt," Jacob said to Edward with malicious hunger in his eyes. "STAPPPPHHHH" Edward said blushing, releasing a little more shit but luckily it only made a squelching sound. They kissed wetly, squelching.