The Sea To His Love ~~// Glad You Came - Kisame X Self Insert Reader

⚡Injury ~ 🩹

Itachi and Kisame felt like they were keeping a pet around with me there. Their food vanished mysteriously, and they almost always trip when I pass by because they were so tall, and I would sleep literally anywhere and on anything.

The two men stared as I napped on top of Samehada.

"I'm sorry for saying this but we need to get rid of her, Kisame...she is draining our pockets and eating all our supplies" Itachi spoke

"I know that! I tried putting the food at a high shelf, but she can reach anything with the gear she has... I would suggest we make a run for it while she sleeps, but that is why she is sleeping on my sword" The shark man said with crossed arms

"How can she do that? I thought Samehada had a short temper"

"Believe me, Itachi I have no clue what this thing is... it is too small to be a full-grown shinobi woman but also too big to be a child, even though she acts like one... I think she is like a pet"

"A pet? ...seriously?" Itachi looked at him raising his eyebrow

"Yes, like a domesticated Kirigakure shinobi" Kisame said with a smirk

Itachi laughed and placed a hand on his forehead shaking his head then looked at the fish man "Well you should at least distract her with something, so she won't eat much"

The blue man sighed and held his swords handle raising it up and dropping me to the ground waking me up. I looked at the two men in front of me sleepily.

"Wake up! ... You want to know how to use your kiba blades right?" Kisame spoke

I smiled "You will teach me?"

"No, you will learn by yourself, and I will watch from afar because you are a hazard"

I smiled excitedly taking out my blades "Ok!"

He sighed and left the room, as Itachi watched us leave with a smile.

I held my kiba blades and watched Kisame count steps as he moved away from me then stopped "34! Stay 34 steps away from me"

I nodded and raised the swords up, letting them touch each other but I got electrocuted and dropped the blades on the ground letting out a pained yelp.

I looked at my hands as they shook from the intense surge of electricity that passed through them and my palms began to sting and redden "Kisame sama! It didn't work" I called out sadly

He sighed in defeat and got close "How do you expect to master a mist's blade with that type of chakra control?"

I frowned dropping to the ground to sit with crossed arms "That is because Samehada was supposed to be mine!! ... I don't even know if I have affinity to lightening to begin with"

He grits his teeth starting to lose his temper then saw Itachi dropped next us with an ice pack placing it on my reddened palms. "Joselyn, I don't think you can use a powerful blade, if you don't know how to balance your chakra in the first place"

I looked at Itachi then at Kisame with a blank face" I like Itachi san more than you senpai"

The shark man smiled feeling himself finally crack and grabbed his swords handle "Itachi move... I'm going to squish this little pest where she stands!"

"But I'm not standing!! " I argued (I made this joke already XD, but it is way too funny) making Itachi laugh and Kisame turned around and punch a tree in frustration.

Itachi helped me up picking the blades "You need to go back to Kirigakure and finish your training, Jose... or else you will never master any sword...including Samehada"

I looked down sadly and nodded "I guess so .... I guess this is goodbye then Itachi nii san"

I walked up to Kisame and he looked away "I'm not saying goodbye brat"

I pouted "I want to say goodbye to Samehada! Not you! You were starting to get boring anyways" I stuck my tongue out. He struck the swords at me quickly then my body poofed away making him curse his luck

"I'll meet you again when I'm stronger senpai" my voice echoed in the forest as Kisame smirked looking at Itachi