The Sea To His Love ~~// Glad You Came - Kisame X Self Insert Reader

🌊He Turns Into a Kid🐣

"Pretty" I felt tiny hands touch my face and a mischievous giggle. I sighed slightly stretching out my limbs then opened my eyes hearing more cute laughs and saw a small kid playing with my hair. His skin was blue, and he had sharp teeth just like Kisame's. I gasped in shock and quickly sat up falling off the bed with a yelp. The boy laughed as I winced from the fall rubbing my head while my legs were still in the air leaning on the bed. The blue boy peeked from the bed to look at me "Are you alright Onee chan?"

I blinked twice looking at him deeply "Onee chan?....who the hell are?...where did you come from?"

He sat down and looked up thinking "My name is Kisame Hoshigaki" he looked around then at me "I'm from Kiri....but this place doesn't look like my home" he looked to the side seeing a Kirigakure forehead protector and looked at me "Are you from Kiri too?"

I struggled to get up and looked over at samehada. The sword would normally growl if someone other than me and Kisame were in the bedroom. This kid was really Kisame but he was a child with no memory of his adult life only a few things from his childhood.

I got on the bed and sat in from of him. He noticed the big bite wound on my shoulder and chuckled "Did you get bitten by a shark?"

I knew what he meant and nodded "Yeah, he was a big mean shark"

"Was it my father? ...he bites a lot of girls...especially if they were pretty...I never got to know if he ate them or not because he would usually kick me out of his bedroom...but you can hear all the girls screaming all the time!"

I sweatdropped and laughed nervously "Your father must've been really active... I'm surprised there are such few Hoshigaki clan members "

I got up and took out one of my t-shirts then dressed him in it and carried him up walking quickly to Itachi's room.

"Itachi are you awake?" I called out knocking slightly on the door

The door opened but instead of Itachi getting out to see me, I pushed him in quick and closed the door behind me making the Uchiha feel uncomfortable. He wanted to complain until he saw the panic on my face and a little cute shark boy squirming in my hands to put him down.

"Itachi...Kisame ...he turned into a kid! What do I do?" I panicked and put the boy down so he can look at Itachi from top to bottom while clinging to my leg

"Why do you all have this weird skin color...shouldn't it be blue?" Kisame spoke

Even though Itachi was shocked at what he just saw, he couldn't but smile at the cute blue boy. "What on earth happened? ...how ?" He looked at me confused but nonetheless he kneeled down and reached out his hand towards the boy making the shark hide his face behind my leg "scary" the boy whined

"I don't know I woke and found him like this" I said as Kisame raised his small arms to me. I carried him back up and he hid from the Uchiha burying his face in my neck

Itachi stood up a bit confused and patted my shoulder "Don't worry I'll talk to Pein sama about this...in the meantime keep him occupied and safe"

I nodded hugging the boy tight "Of course I'll keep him safe....I'll also spoil him crazy" I said making the blue boy giggled and cuddle into me some more.

I headed out peppering the blue boy's face with soft kisses making him laugh until I bumped into Hidan and stepped back quickly.

"Oyyy bitch watch wher-" his sentence was cut short when he noticed the child in my hands and his eyes widened. I panicked afraid that he was going to yell to alert all members and end up scaring poor Kisame. So I punched him in the face cracking his jaw and made a run for it out the base with the child held tightly in my arms.

He Turns into A Kid 2 ~

I was with Itachi sitting under a tree canopy near the hideout having tea and enjoying the nice weather. There was so much work stress these two days because Kisame wasn't exactly a functional Akatsuki member. It has been two days already and Kisame was still a child.

I stretched my limbs and sighed happily "It has been a while since I sat down to relax" I told Itachi as he poured me some tea

"Don't worry we did well together" Itachi spoke picking up his cup

"Yes... at least Kisame is enjoying himself" I said watching Kisame run around in the grass following a butterfly. "On the other bright side, I get to own Samehada for a while" I said pointing to the swords strapped to my back

Itachi laughed and we both continued my evening, until it was completely silent.

I quickly sat up "Itachi... it is too quiet"

He darted his eyes around and got up as well seeing Kisame had disappeared.

"KISAME!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!" I panicked and heard Samehada growl into a direction. I and Itachi quickly sprinted in that direction and froze seeing Kisame had dug up a small hole in the ground and was chewing on some mud.

I screamed and jumped next to him grabbing his jaw trying to it pry open "NO SPIT IT OUT !!! THAT IS SOOO GROSSSS!!"

He opened his mouth forcefully and I scraped the mud and worms from his mouth cutting my fingers with his sharp teeth in process.

He frowned because I took away his 'snack' and I carried him up from the ground seeing his dirty clothes "Look at you! You are filthy! You need a bath now!" I said and groaned "Sorry Itachi teatime is postponed" I said and headed back to the hideout to scrub this boy clean.

I sat on the bathroom floor scrubbing the little boy's back as he sat in the tub playing with the soap bubbles "Sorry for eating mud" He said nonchalantly

I sighed and rinsed his back "You didn't just eat mud. You ate worms and bugs and flowers... you even bit on some trees!... I need to get you a chew toy" I said and he chuckled

"But that's for babies" he laughed

"Yeah, and you are a baby"

He shook his head "No! I'm big! But I wanna be as big as dad someday!" He cheered splashing me with a bit of water

"You really like your dad huh?" I said wiping the water from his face

He nodded "He is awesome!!"

"What happened to your parents?" I asked draining the water and rinsing his body from all the remaining soap then lifted him out the tub and got a towel.

"Dad is fighting in the war! I never met mom... he told me she died when I was born. I think that is kind of stupid...I mean who dies when they are making another person.... People die at war but... why would a mother get killed by her own child" He said, and his eyes got sad "Sometimes, I wonder if I killed her... if it was my fault, she isn't with me... but who would possibly kill their own?" He asked looking at me as I dried his body gently.

"Don't think that way. Sometimes when your time is up, it's up... people come and go. The most important thing however is that you are never alone and there will be always someone who loves you" I kissed his nose making him smile then wrapped him up in a towel and headed to my room to dress him up and put him into bed. He refused to sleep until I laid on the bed next to him and he cuddled close. <I'm kissing my personal time goodbye... but I don't mind this boy is the cutest thing I have ever laid eyes on>

"I love you so much" I whispered caressing his sleeping face, watching his small chest rise and fall with each soft breath "I can't believe you will grow to be two meters tall"