???: You got them?
Vanessa: Yeah, I do.
*Vanessa places two steel balls on the table*
Vanessa: So?
???: What?
Vanessa: Are you gonna join me?
???: Oh, right! Sorry, I forgot.
Vanessa: Right... so, what's your name?
Natalia: My name is Natalia, but you can call me Nat.
Vanessa: Thanks for helping me, Nat.
Natalia: No, thank you.
*Someone knocks on the door*
Natalia: Who is it?
Prince Felix: It's Felix.
Natalia: I bet it's that damn King Felix... we should get rid of him.
Vanessa: How are we gonna do that?
Natalia: You open the door and I'll throw my balls at him.
Vanessa: Pause.
Natalia: Resume. The steel balls you dumbass.
Vanessa: Oh... I knew that.
Natalia: What balls would I have? I'm not one of those men.
Prince Felix: Hello?
Natalia: I'm coming. Open the door.
*Vanessa swings open the door and then ducks*
Vanessa: Now!
*Natalia throws her steel balls at Prince Felix's face and sends him flying*
Natalia: No!
Vanessa: What's wrong?
Natalia: It wasn't King Felix.
Vanessa: Then who the hell was that?
Natalia: You don't know? That's Prince Felix!
Vanessa: I still don't know who that is!
Natalia: Stop yelling at me!
Vanessa: You just killed someone!
Natalia: Okay, and? You're guilty by association!
Vanessa: You're a fucking dumbass.
*Natalia runs over to Prince Felix*
Natalia: Prince Felix, I'm so sorry, I thought you were King Felix.
*Prince Felix coughs*
Prince Felix: King... Felix is dead...
Natalia: What! What the hell happened?
Prince Felix: Ambush...
*Prince Felix bleeds out*
*Vanessa comes over*
Vanessa: Is he dead?
Natalia: Yeah... I think.
*Natalia reaches into Prince Felix's pocket and takes his keys and money*
Vanessa: What the-
Natalia: This is probably the dumbest reason ever but let's go find who killed King Felix and made me mistake the two.
Vanessa: That is pretty stupid.
Natalia: Your reason is no better.
Vanessa: Whatever.
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Eddie's Bizarre Fantasy
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