Dear Diary, What Next, From My Mind

Text Roleplaying

Author's note: This is all a real conversation that I had with my friend over text. One of the other Wardens from my collabs account, Three_in_the_Asylum. It might be all over the place, but it progresses into roleplaying and weirdness. The beginning was our conversation before it happened. We were talking about her posting todays fic on our 31 Days of Drarry and my sad post the day before. I am the ones that have a z in front and she is the one with an i. Enjoy! Her personal account is imustbeasailor.

P.s. All mistakes are on purpose, as this is the exact texts as they happened.

i: I uploaded.

i: Oh ya and fuck you!

z: Kk. Ill read it. And what?

i: My grandma asked me why i looked likei was crying

i: I had to tell her it was allergies

z: Why did you look like you were crying?

i: But it was YOUR fault!

z: What did I do?

i: YOUR CHAPTER YESTERDAY!!!

z: Oh, yah. Not the best sad one. The next is worse.

i: Gahhhhhh whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

z:There is maybe 3 or 4 more sad ones. And why, because I heavn't been happy to write fluff

i:Ahhhhhh ill have to be extra fluffy then

z: Yah. But I've found my favorite time to write smut. At like 2 in the morning

i: -_- nice

z: Yup.

i: I havent even tried yet

z: I've been building up. So far only bj and grinding but I woundn't be surprised if it got there

i: ;) dirty dirty minded little hobit arent you

z: Apparently I'm dirty when I'm tiered. Eh.

i: Then you should take a showerbefore bed

z: I'm not completely sure what you are suggesting

i: Youknow what im suggesting ;~)

z: Why don't you do that for me?

z: But no homo.

i: ,';)

z: We are soooooo weird

i: Oh my god yes we are!

z: Imagine if someone else read this

i: :0 ummmmm we would be put in a mental asylum

z: Hey, you know what would go on

i: What

z: Communal showers....

i: 0_0

z: Haha

i: Duh duh dunnn...

z: I think I'm gonna start a drabble collection on my Wattpad.

i: Ohhhhh fun

z: Yup. And maybe a Drarry on my fanfiction and ao3

i: Cool uggg my parents are forcing me to sit by my cosins and be 'nice'

z: Haha. Dont bite.

i: But why not

z: They aren't like us. They won't laugh and bite you back.