yuri gagarin, just your standard soviet citizen, was about to potentially risk his own life to discover a new one.... something beyond the bounds of our reality... and the world would be shocked to its core when the word got out about his revelation...
random russian man 1 (im going to call him sergey belov): Hi
yuri gagarin: hello
sergey belov: whats up
yuri gagarin: This isnt how i thought this would play out
sergey belov: what do you mean
yuri gagarin: i am about to board the vostok 1 and you just asked me whats up
sergey belov: Oh. Sorry
yuri gagarin: it's okay
sergey belov: Nervous?
yuri gagarin: uh pfft no way. *sweat drips down his forehead* do i look nervous?
sergey belov: a bit
yuri gagarin: i'm sorry
random russian man 2 (wh o i am going to call alexei lukin): Okay gagarin. it's Time.
yuri gagarin: oh god I am so nervous
alexei lukin: dont be
gagarin boards the vostok 1. he is hesitant to fart because he will probably shit himself out of fear
alexei lukin: Okay youre all strapped in.
yuri gagarin: *looks intensely at alexei with a shit eating grin*
alexei lukin: there was no innuendo there at all grow up
yuri gagarin: I'm sorry
the stress and the tension grew. who knew if gagarin was going to return to earth alive? thoughts about a slight miscalculation leading to death bounced through gagarin's mind as his heart began to race. "please, god, please let me survive. please make sure they don't make any mistakes" he thought to himself
alexei lukin: Okay time for blas offf!!!
yuri gagarin: fuckkk
alexei lukin: 3 2 1 . go
vostok 1 lifts off, racing to the stars.
yuri gagarin: (dababy voice) LETS GOOO
the crowd: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yuri gagarin: im all alone now in herre
yuri gagarin; what can i do
yuri gagarin: im going to ponder
there is a knock on the capsule. gagarin absolutely loses his shit and sobs for his life because he immediately assumes something has gone wrong
yuri gagarin: NOOOO NOOOO I DOTN WANT TO DIEEE FUCKKK I DONT WAN
yuri gagarin: Oh!
alien: i'm a magicla flying one uh bei
yuri gagarin: Why am i not surprised
alien: flyin
yuri gagarin: hello
alien: who are yu
yuri gagarin: i'm yuri gagarin. and who are you
aloen: magicla flyin one uh bei
yuri gagarin: that was incomprehensible
alien: chill
yuri gagarin: im sorry
alien: *begins to twerk*
yuri gagarin: wh- what
alien: check me out girl
yuri gagarin: what are you doing?
alien: the twerk
yuri gagarin: what's a twerk
alien: i'll show u *demonstrates the twrk*
yuri gagarin: that's vulgar. i want to try
alien: Yoo show me how your thang be thangin
yuri gagarin: *attempts to twerk, fails miserably as he has limited movement*
alien: that shit sucked ass. no pun intended even.
yuri gagarin: i'm sorry
alien: magicla flyin one
yuri gagarin:
alien: uh
yuri gagarin:
alien: bei
yuri gagarin: *looks out at the earth but his view is soon blocked by a twerking alien arse* hey wh
alien: uhhahah
yuri gagarin: your dance is hypnotizing
alien: thank youuu
alien: sooo.. tell me about yourselffff aha
yuri gagarin: i am on a mission to be the first man in orbit and it seems i have accomplished that. but i never expected to have encounters with any "twerking" aliens
alien: ok , thats cool. *twerks casually* you know your people are trying to kill us right
yuri gagarin: no i never knew that. why are they trying to kill you?
alien: well ill tell you the story. our dance is incredibly contagious
yuri gagarin, realizing the muscles in his ass cheeks are contracting: yeah i see that now
alien: yah. and i saw them kill one of your guys
yuri gagarin: really?
alien: yes. he saw the twerk. so he saw down the barrel of a pistol and was shot in the head
yuri gagarin: jeez
alien: really i just want to share some twerking joy. do me a favor and try to get your people to twerk
yuri gagarin: u-um okay
alien: coolin
yuri gagarin: no one is going to believe me when i tell them about this...
alien: magicla flying one uh bei
yuri gagarin: why do you keep saying that
alien: i can't help it. just like the twerk
alexei lukin from a radio: hey. we're bringing you back down now
yuri gagarin: oh okay. well. i need to go now
alien: nice talking to you. peace *twerks again*
gagarin waves the alien goodbye as he braces for landing (and he also braces his rear)
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the hidden life beyond our earth (and how it affects us)
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