A Jolden Love Story (One Shots)

Fourth Wall and Overdosed

Warnings: A few horny jokes,

Golden peered around the corner, her flashlight shaking in her hand as it sweeped over the entirety of the massive underground garage. Yet another Slender Scouting location. She had yet to find her best friend, but whenever he hummed along with his music, it soothed the tense young woman. She took a deep breath and stepped out into the open.

"Jones?" She thought to her partner. His humming ceased.

"Yeah?" He thought back before resuming his song.

"Where are you?"

"I don't know, I'm looking for you!"

"This place is so freaking confusing..."

"Yeah, it sure is!" A new female voice butted in. Golden's flashlight beam rested on a teenage girl with long brown hair and a goofy grin. From the looks of it, the girl hadn't taken off her jacket in at least a week. "Hey, Golden. How's life?"

"Who the hell are you!?" Golden yelped. Jones sighed.

"Golden, I've told you- HOLY CRAP!!!"

"Jones? Jones!"

"Oh, it's alright, its just some random kid... Scared the crap outta me, though." Golden turned back to the girl, who held back an amused laugh.

"You still haven't answered my question..." She narrowed her eyes at the newcomer in a feeble attempt to look intimidating.

"Emilee. Emilee White. And you're Golden. Nice to see you for real."

"F-For real?"

"Emilee, can I talk to you for a second?" Another voice asked. 'Emilee' heaved a bored sigh and rolled her eyes.

"One moment, Golden."

xX Emilee's POV Xx

"Yes, Anthony?" I asked as I turned away from Golden, making sure she couldn't hear me.

"What the hell are you doing!?"

"Hey, Woah, take it easy man! I'm just talking with her!"

"You can't give anything away!"

"Alright..." I pouted. The hallway went dark and poor Golden screamed in response.

"Jones!?" She cried. She clutched the flashlight tightly.

"Golden? It's alright, I'm coming. I think I see you!" Jones called. Sure enough, he came running around a corner with Anthony in tow only seconds later. He ran to Golden and put his hands on her shoulders, using one to tilt her chin up and look at him. "Hey, it's ok now, I'm right here."

I frowned. Golden's little phobia was indeed starting to get a tad bit annoying. And besides, I somewhat pitied her. I elbowed Anthony.

"Ow, what the-"

"Zzp! Can it, Tony. I have an idea."

"Uh oh, not an idea. You never have those."

"Shut the blub up... So Golden's afraid of the dark, and Jones is horrified of Slendy, right?"

"Right."

"I wanna help."

"How're we gonna do that?"I thought for a moment. A long time ago, and even now, I was horrified of the night sky since it was always so dark. But I ended up getting over it by finding wonder in the stars. I'd found a reason to love the night. Maybe if we could do the same for these two?

"Golden, what's the one upside to the times when your flashlight goes out?" I asked. Anthony gave me a funny look. Golden looked up at me as Jones switched their flashlights, taking hers and giving her his while he fixed Golden's original flashlight. She walked over somewhat timidly.

"C'mon, I know it has something to do with him." I joked, not believing what I said myself. But to my surprise, Golden blushed a deep scarlet. I grinned.

"Well... He's always there to comfort me..." She admitted, looking back at Jones and smiling warmly. Anthony walked over to him and started asking him basically the same question, but about when Golden is taken over by something Anthony and I like to call the Slender Sickness. I nodded and patted Golden's back, pushing her back to her friend.

"Alright. Thanks, kiddo."

"Oh... Okay, then? Thank you, Ma'am?"

"Oh please, we're only the same age!" Anthony gave me another look and walked away from Jones.

"So, what'd he say?"

"The first thing he notices when Golden's taken over is that she's really horny." He reported. I held back a laugh and a pervy comment. Then I frowned

"I know how to help, it'd just require a little... Push."

"You sure about this?"

"No..." I turned to Anthony and grinned. "Let's do it."

~X~

"Ow!"

"Hey!"

Golden and Jones both yelped at the same time as Anthony and I both dosed them with the Slender Sickness, which makes everyone a bit horny, by the way. There were three levels. Level one: A bit flirty. Two: Horny. Three? We hadn't found that out yet. But I had this sinking feeling we would soon. I just didn't know why.

Anthony and I both ran off, and I stopped.

"You did give him only half the syringe, right?" I asked. He nodded before glancing down at the glass syringe in his hand, promptly dropping it.

"Oh crap..."

"You gave him the whole thing!?"

"Well, how much did you give her!?"

"Shoot!" I tapped my own empty syringe. "This is what I get for being a complete moron!"

"What's gonna happen to them? Anthony asked worriedly. I thought for a moment.

"Well, the drugs themselves aren't deadly, so they should be fine healthwise... But-"

"We may discover level 3 of the Slender Sickness..."

"Exactly."

Anthony and I stood in complete silence for a short while. I shuffled my feet, kicked the back of my heel a couple times, and watched as he glanced around nervously. I could see Jones and Golden not far off, but they seemed to be fine. Well...

Golden's flashlight flickered out, but instead of her normal shriek of terror, only a slight gasp if surprise escaped from her. Jones turned around, and dear lord have mercy... The look on his face.

"Hey, Jones..." Golden chuckled, her voice soft and alluring. "Where are you? Are we playing hide and seek again?"

"I don't know. But I sure want to find you." Jones teased back.

If only you guys could see mine and Anthony's faces...