Otasune 666

Chapter One

"Grr... Otacon, stay back!" Snake said ferociously. "But snake, This isnt safe! Well both get hurt!" otacon said. Snake was about to turn into a werewolf, because of a full moon tonight. Otacon and snake have been living together for 4 years now, so they were both pretty used to the whole werewolf thing. Unfortunately, they were both stranded alone in the forest together because they wanted to have their honeymoon there. They were unaware that there would be a full moon tonight, so this is a big problem.

i forgot wat else i was going to write because it has been months so here is a little storey from my tumblr blog. Thanks.

otacon and snake were talking about ordering pizza for dinner (it was 2:34 am) and i told snake to order the "Among Us Pizza" and he did but the pizza place hung up on him so he called again and tried to enunciate each word very carefully and wouldn't stop calling because he was so determined to order that pizza. i think otacon knew what i was trying to do because he didn't explain the among us part he just stared at me. eventually snake gave up calling so he stomped over to the pizza place he didn't even drive and came back with an among us pizza. otacon and i were of course very shocked by this but it didn't matter much. the pizza tasted fucking awful but snake ate most of it anyway because he's just like that. snake was the first to go to bed, so otacon and i were left in the kitchen. that's when he started giving me a mini lecture.

"Lobster," he said. "You know you shouldn't embarrass Snake like that." i didn't really understand because snake didn't seemed embarrassed or upset at me so i just went along with it.

"I know what your little 'Among Us' game is, and it's not right to lie about there being a pizza about it. Even if Snake, uh, managed to somehow get an actual Among Us pizza. But that's not the point--do you get what I'm trying to say?" of course i said yes and he said a few more things to me that weren't really important, just making sure i wouldn't do something like that again. otacon nodded and smiled at me and went off to bed. i went into my room and thought over what had happened. i didn't get why otacon got so worked up about the among us pizza. it was a harmless joke, and it ended up being real anyways. i fell asleep trying to distract myself from among us.

the next morning, i woke up to a very silent house. usually, i'd hear otacon making something in the kitchen and snake putting all of his 50 huskies on leashes to go out for his morning jog. turns out, i had only slept about 20 minutes and woke up way earlier than the both of them. i walked out to the kitchen to grab a drink of water, when i heard a click, very similar to a door being opened. i froze and looked towards the hallway. otacon was sneaking out of his and snake's room, and heading towards the kitchen. i assumed he couldn't sleep as well, so i didn't bother trying to hide. when he saw i was in the kitchen, he was a bit startled but i didn't think much of it.

"good morning," i said to him, trying not to be awkward. "Good morning, Lobster," he said in a tired, monotonous voice. he opened the fridge and started rustling through it, trying to reach something at the very back. he was frantic about it, like he was running out of time. after a few more moments of rummaging, he pulled out a small vial with red liquid in it and tried to conceal it, thinking i hadn't noticed.

"what'd you need?" i asked, not particularly looking for an answer. "I, um," he cleared his throat. "A m-medicine..? It's not how it sounds, I swear. That is, if you were thinking I was implying said medicine to be drugs. You know?" he smiled. i made a face at him, but he's always super awkward like this, so i shrugged it off.

"yeah, i know," i said nonchalantly, though i couldn't shake the feeling he was up to something else. "i'm going to try to sleep again, see you in the actual morning." this time i fell asleep easier.

then came the actual morning, not the 2:54 morning. i woke up at around 10:30, not an unusual time for me to wake up during a weekend. otacon was nowhere to be found in the house. maybe he was out shopping, i thought to myself. it might have been an early time for shopping, but that's just how otacon can be sometimes.

i joined snake on the couch and watched the news with him. all of it was boring, until this one part. it switched to shaky camera footage aimed towards a big red thing running through the neighborhood. a reporter talked over the recording, but the commentary didn't really help since the reporter didn't even know what they were looking at. then it switched to a different angle, and revealed the red thing to have an extremely familiar shape with an extremely familiar pair of glasses...

it was otacon! ...but not quite. he had turned into the among us impostor from among us. snake and i looked at each other, worried, and bolted out the door straight into his car to go find otacon.

and then i said

"im never finishing this"

THank you i hope you enjoyed. Good-bye.