God everything was perfect the five of us in the car Fuckshit and Ray up front and Fourthgrade Ruben and I in the back, all the windows down on our way to Motors so that Fuckshit and Ray can work. I loved it when were all together the way we always are laughing, saying outa pocket shit. out of all of us I would say I was most mannered then Ray, Fourthgrade, Ruben, and last Fuckhead cause he has absolutely no filter. its like the doctors took it along with his dick. anyways back to the scene, fuckshit just picked us up in his car he was speeding while candy shop was playing full fucking volume ofc, him and Ray were doing the parts singing it to each other, the 3 of us just laughing at what's happening and dancing along with the song. then no diggity came on and it was over, everybody started singing aloud even fourthgrade, that shits crazy. towards the end of that song we finally made it.
we made our way inside but there was no costumers so we decided to skate out front, Fuckshit being the guy that he is found some lady's to hit on. I was watching ray do a kickflip let me just say it was majestic and out of no where I hear "I love me a mature woman, though." I look over to see him looking at me maybe to see my reaction, they had foil in their hair so they came from the salon. "you know? Hey, you sexy lady's wanna see a trick?" they nodded yeah but they looked tired of his shit, out of the corner of my eye I see a kid on his bike looking over at us. I was gonna wave him over to join us but this old fuck came out and started yelling at us. "Get the fuck out of the front of my store. Where's Ken?" all of us just started to yell at him to stfu cause that shits annoying we're just tryna enjoy our adolescence. after making himself look stupid he went inside, and since he killed the fun we went inside.
We're all sat at the couches I was sitting between fourthgrade and Ray, we were listening to Fuckshit explaining how he looks like Beyonce, "I know you did not just compare your self to Beyonce man." Ray said while shaking his head back and forth, "first of THE FUCK is that supposed to mean, she's sexy I'm sexy, Secondly we got like the same silky smooth luscious wavy hair." "I want whatever your on" I said to fuckshit "you sure baby, I don't think you could handle it." "what the hell is that supposed to mean, is it cause I'm a gorl???" " nahhhhh no no no" he tried to defend himself but we were already making fun of him like wowwwww I cant believe you right now type shit. "speaking of woman" fourthgrade started, we all new it was gonna be weird so I braced myself. "when you have a baby. . . does. . does it like stretch it out?" "oh my godddd" I said as I face palmed we all started discussing it and I don't think anyone has ever taught him about what woman have to go through so I tried to explain. "Pretty much my, a woman's cervix will stretch like 10cm during birth so like the size of a bagel." "WHAT!" fourthgrade said in utter shock fuckshit and Ruben were being completely stupid the whole time but fourthgrade was rally interested and ray tried to help me. " but does it go back to normal or does it stay stretched?" "I mean after a couple of weeks yeah." "that's crazy."
