Waddling toward the salty shore of Pongo island, stood Pingu. She looked out to the sun setting horizon, squinting her eyes. The breeze ruffled her feathers and the feeling was so orgasmic she had to lay down on her back on top of the soft sand. The sky had never looked that pretty before.
NOOT NOOT
A tall brooding shadow emerged from behind a bush and headed towards Pingu. And it wasn't the sexy beast you were probably thinking of. She looked up to see papa Pingu standing above her.
NOOT NOOT
She frowned and rolled back over and waddled towards the trees back to her icecube. Slowly opening the door, she made sure nobody was behind her then proceeded to close the door and look into the mirror, then she turned around and smacked her bottom.
Sadly; noot noot
All she wanted was to smack a man's bum. Even if not a penguin....any man would do.
BANG BANG BANG
Pingu fell to the floor in shock. What could that sound possibly be?
The door opened slowly. And sadly, again, a handsome man did not walk through that door. One toe...short....not packing...painted nails...with a helmet?
NOOT NOOT
Pingu called as she waddled over speedily to knock this ugly twat over. It turns out his name was leonell. He was an explorer trying to hunt down endangered creatures. While on top of leonell and trying to get to know him, he parted his lips for a kiss.
"Pingu...your turning me on"
She then went in to kiss him and he put his tongue into her mouth, and she did the same. Except it wasn't tongue. It was regurgitated fish.
Leonell got up and ran away.
Proud, Pingu went back into her room and layed under her sheet.
