Disclaimer : If there is any confusion - take it up with 13 yo me because even I don't know what these unedited episodes were. Is there a plot? No. Did I just wing it? Yes. Do I regret it? Maybe.
Have a good read y'all ❤ and a good laugh
Season 1 Episode 1
Asriel: *inner monologue* ahhh mornings
Mom : sweetie it's time for your first day of school
Asriel: ahhh nights
Freddie : *john cena*
Asriel : HOLY WOMBATS
Freddie : up and at em
Asriel : dude what is wrong with you ?
Freddie : it's your first day out of homeschool be excited
Asriel : mmm no
Freddie : it's fun you'll make friends
Asriel : in what alternate reality will.that happen
Freddie : *carries her on shoulder*
Asriel : ok just because puberty decided to be nice to you doesn't mean you have to use it
Asriel : can't we just be leprechauns like regular irish ppl and stay home
Papa Acorn : no
Papa Acorn : you have to experience the world
Asriel : The real question here is , is the world ready to experience me ?
Papa Acorn : you're going to school
Asriel : UGGGH FINE BUT I'M CARRYING MY LIGHTSABER AND MY DEATH NOTE I AIN'T TAKING NO CHANCES
Griffin : *baby noises*
Freddie : yes. Griffin , that is our sister yes we have to live with it
At school
Asriel : ARE YOU MAD!?!?! I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!!
Asriel : what if I get aids just by looking at the cheerleaders
Mama Acorn : oh not all cheerleaders are bad , I was a cheerleader
Asriel : yes mom but you gave birth to me I'm supposed to like you
Asriel : I on the other hand am a weirdo and I'm mentally not prepared for this
Asriel : did I mention I'm scared of soap
Mama Acorn : go
Asriel about to get out of the car
Asriel : is it because I lost uncle lucky charms in the mall that one time
Mom : goooo
Asriel gets out of the car and walks to the stairs
Asriel : what if I -
Mom : *throws shoe*
Asriel : ok ok ok I'm going I'm going
Asriel about to walk up the stairs
Mama Acorn : sweetie...
Asriel : yea
Mama Acorn : pass me back my shoe please
Asriel gives shoe back to mom and heads into a school*
Asriel : ok all I have to do is make it to the principal's office alive I can do that
Asriel accidentally bumps into someone
Asriel : PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE I'VE ONLY WATCHED FINDING NEMO ONCE IN MY LIFE LET ME LIIIIVVVEEEE
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The Years Of My Life
RandomThis series follows a young girl named Asriel Acorn who has been homeschooled since the dawn of time, Now she's starting middle school and she has no flipping idea what she's doing-
