Stakes (Adventure Time x Winnie the Pooh Reader)

Marceline The Vampire Queen

Marceline: Come on, Marce. It'll only hurt for a second.

Marceline is sitting in the shade of a lone tree in a desert. Her umbrella lies just out of reach in the sunlight.

Marceline: That's nothing in the face of eternity.

She pokes her fingertips out of the shade. They sizzle and burn. Marceline shrieked in pain.

Marceline: A second hurts really bad in the face of eternity.

Her fingers re-heal.

Marceline: But only for a moment.

She tries three more times, shrieking each time her fingers burn.

Marceline: Wait. I have an even better idea.

She took out a bottle out of pocket and empties contents and rubs it on her hand.

Marceline: Sunscreen. SPF 10... million. Hmm! I have exactly enough to reach my umbrella.

Just then, a gust of wind blows the umbrella away. Marceline does a double face-palm. Just then she heard whistling and the sound of something being eaten. She looked and was glad to see her boyfriend, Y/N.

Y/N was a boy, bear hybrid. He stood at (Height). He was chubby, had blonde hair, yellow fur on his hands, legs, and feet. Despite being naïve and slow-witted, he is a friendly, thoughtful and sometimes insightful character who is always willing to help his friends and try his best.

Right now Y/N was snacking on a big jar of honey. He was humming a happy tune to himself.

Marceline: Babe! Oh thank glob your here!

Y/N stopped and looked over and saw his girlfriend.

Y/N: Oh. Hello Marcy. What are you doing there? All the way under a tree?

Marceline: Babe. I need you to listen very carefully. My umbrella blew off and it would mean a very great deal to me if you can get it.

Y/N looked at her as he was processing this information.

Y/N: Ok then. But where is your umbrella?

Marceline looked around and saw it at top of the tree.

Y/N: Oh bother.

Marceline: You said it

Y/N looked at a tree. He grabbed on the tree and started climbing it. He climbed and he climbed and he climbed, until at last, he got to the top and grabbed the umbrella.

Y/N: Marceline. I've retrieved your umbrella.

Y/N started climbing down, and just as he was climbing down, a powerful gust of wind blew and opened the umbrella and blew Y/N away.

Y/N: Oh bother! Marceline? I do believe the wind is pulling me in the way in which I shouldn't be going.

Y/N said as he was being blown across the ground by the strong wind and was blown up in the sky. Marceline did another double face-palm.

Y/N was being blown through the wind. He flew through the sky until he reached the forest. Meanwhile, Rabbit was tending to his garden. He was preparing for the upcoming vegetable competition in a local village. Rabbit went to check on his prized pumpkin. It was six feet wide, and five feet tall. It was the biggest thing Rabbit ever grew.

Rabbit: Ah. My prized pumpkin. This will surely earn me first prize this year.

Rabbit sprayed some water on it and wiped it with a wash cloth. He looked up and saw Y/N flying around. Just then the wind stopped and Y/N started plummeting towards the ground. He was falling towards the pumpkin.