"Go bad or go home!"
Mr wolf x child reader
Platonic
In which y/n a young orphan girl who was raised by the bad guys will find her self in a situation where the gang and her become good guys.
Y/n's origins will be explained later Y/n's 9 years old
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A snake and a wolf, were drinking coffee at a dinner with a small child girl,
"But, I mean, come on, everybody love's birthdays." Wolf said
Snake groaned
"You got decorations, you got balloons, you got parties and cake." Wolf counted on his fingers
"Look I don't need presents I don't want decorations, and I'm not a cake guy."
"Seriously, though, you don't like cake?"
"Yeah snake, cake is the best thing!" Y/n said
"Name one food better than cake." Wolf said as snake opened his mouth showing his fangs and held a spoon.
"Again, with the Guinea pig..I bet if I blind folded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a guinea pig." Wolf said
"WRONG! snakes have a impeccable taste bud. I can taste air."snake said proudly
"air?!" Y/n gasped
"Yep!"
Snake lapps
"Mmm Nice!"
"I don't know. They're a little uh...They're a little cute for my taste." Wolf said
"That what makes them so delicious." Snake said
"Your not use eating food your eating pure goodness it's not about the pig. It's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level!" Said snake as he nods his head, Wolf and y/n were confused
"Do you can taste air?" Wolf asked
"ah. Forget about it." Snake scoffed
"What else you got?"
"So you can also hear color?!" Y/n asked excitedly
Wolf laughed
"Can you see sound?"
"Cause we should really be capitalizing!"
Wolf chuckles
Snake coughs a clock out,
"ew!" Y/n held her barf in as her face turned green.
Snake laughed
"Now I know the exact moment our friendship died." Wolf laughs
"Let's bounce."
"Yup"
Wolf put his money on the counter as snake and him left
Everyone in the dinner hid behind tables, Y/n smiled and waved as a few kids got scared,
"Hey man how you been I haven't see. You..SNAKE ATTACK!" snake jumped and sacred the customers.
