zombieland x child reader

twinkie search + meeting the girls

Y/N's pov
I wake up from my nap due to the car stop moving and we stopped in the middle of the road where what looks like a metal fence was broken and I exit out of the car once the car stops and so does columbus and Tallahassee I move closer to where the broken fence was and I saw a crashed truck that said hostess what's hostess? Columbus and Tallahassee comes to where I am "what are we doing here?" Columbus asks Tallahassee "well take a look yourself it's a gosh darn hostess truck" he says and I look at him

"What's a hostess?" I ask and he looks at me "well it's a company that sells sweet treats that are so good" he says and i nod i never had a sweet treat before but i bet it tastes good "okay so why are we here?" Columbus asks "well i sure could go for a twinkie" Tallahassee says and i look at him again "what's a twinkie?" i ask him and he looks at me in shock "it's one of my favorite treats in the world it's like a cake with delicious whipped cream inside of it trust me once you try it it'll change your life" he says and i look at the truck excited to try my 1st sweet treat i hold his hand and we're about to go down next thing ya know he turns to look at columbus "you coming?" Tallahassee asks "uh yes just 1 second" Columbus says and he starts limbering up it's rule 18 and he smiles at him "you fu- i mean kidding with me?" he asks and i shake my head as a no "uh no you should limber up as well especially when we're going down that hill it's very important" he says stretching and moving his arms around "i don't believe in it you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?" Tallahassee says and columbus shakes his head no so we go down the hill and near the hostess truck Tallahassee kicks the door while columbus aims the gun and i prepare to open the door when i open it pink round cake thingies come out and Tallahassee looks and the truck i grab a package and so does columbus and Tallahassee looks around

"snoballs?...SNOBALLS WHERE'S THE FRICKEN TWINKIES!" he yells i try it and it tastes like coconut so i put it down and look around for a twinkie then columbus eats one "i like snoballs" columbus says and Tallahassee looks at him "i hate coconut not the taste of consistence" he says and continues looking for a twinkie "it's fresh you want one Y/n your probably hungry anyways" he asks and i shake my head "i'm good columbus it tastes weird" i said and he nods "hey I don't know bout you guys but I gotta take the browns to the Superbowl" he says and I look at him

"What does that mean?" I ask them and Tallahassee looks at me "it means he has to go number 2" he says and I look at him with an oh look we get in the car and drive to a restroom nearby "alright I'll be back Y/n stay where Tallahassee can see you okay?" He says to me and I nod he goes in the bathroom while Tallahassee was practicing fighting I'm guessing I see something in his car it looks like a backpack so I grab it and see it looks beautiful

(Picture on top)

I then take it to Tallahassee to show him "Tallahassee look at this pretty backpack I found" I say showing him and he looks at it smile and kneels down to me "that's actually my daughter's old backpack I kept it incase she had kids of her own" he says and I smile "what's her name?" I ask him he shows me a picture of her and him together she looks like she was 17 years old "her name is Maya and she was my oldest daughter last i heard she was in college she's studying to become a doctor a Gynecologist cause she read books about medical in middle school and i'm gosh darn proud of her" i say and i smile "she looks beautiful" i say and she does she has light blonde hair with dark blue at the bottom of her hair and her hair was short it ended at her chin she had light blue eyes and she was wearing light pink blush and eyeliner with light pink lip gloss she wore a black super draw string croc top with blue jeans with alien socks and black boots "she's actually a straight A student i just hope she's okay" he says and i pat his back "my brother is out there too his name is Ben he's in college too he's trying his best to become a radiologist since daddy's a fireman and mommy's a navy officer my sister wanted to be medical assistant and when i grow up i wanna be a daycare attendant so i can help kids" i say and he smile and he grabs my backpack and puts everything in his daughters backpack including stuff in the pockets zips it up and put's it on me "here you can have it and we'll find my daughter and your brother and if your parents are alive we'll find them too i promise" he says i smile and hug him and he hugs back 

Columbus comes out and comes in the car and see's me sitting on Tallahassee's lap "what is she doing up here? she's supposed to sit back there" he says "i wanted to help Tallahassee drive" i said and Tallahassee stops him "relax when we stop at a store or something then she can move in the back seat i put a pillow back there she has her blanket we're good to go so let's go" he says we start driving 20 minutes later i think while driving i held the steering wheel we we're on what looks like a car pile so we stopped and i jumped to the backseat "did i do a good job driving?" i ask Tallahassee and he nods him and Columbus got out to move 1 burnt car out of the way and they were talking while walking back to the car they enter and i put my mask down and yell 1 thing

 "MAKE A HOLE!" i yell and they look at me confused "what? it's 1 of wreckers quotes" i say and they nod then we drive off "so what do you think?" Tallahassee asks columbus "what the last time i laid some pipe?" he asks him "what does that mean?" i ask him and they both looked shocked "that you'll know when your older" Columbus says and i nod "no last time you went 20 toes, put Percy in the playpen?" he says and i look at them confused "who's Percy?" Columbus asks "Wallpapered the closet, passed the gravy, Went heels to Jesus" Tallahassee says "oh made love you mean?" he says to him "well just Sex" he says and i look at him Confused "what's sex?" i ask him and they definitely went shocked "wait until your at least 13 or older" they both say and i nod "here Y/n why don't you watch something or play games okay?" Columbus says and i nod excitedly and grab my headphones watching scooby doo while they were talking and i grabbed my wrecker action figure and played with it then i grabbed out my crosshair action figure to make them pretend they we're fighting then i suddenly felt tired so i grabbed my pillow and blanket and fell asleep

timeskip due to telling Columbus we should abbreviate around Y/n

i woke up seeing we were at a grocery store so i just think they're looking for supplies or something so i put my toys and ipad away and grab my Donatello plushie and cuddle up with it  suddenly i see someone coming out of the store and i pretend to be asleep i then see then get in the vehicle and drive away once they started it they were leaving them behind i saw we were leaving town "those guys were dumb...avoid the vanity mirror" the older girl said "relax okay? i just passed for a zombie" the younger girl said "what i'd give for a shower--" the younger girl said before getting interrupted "do not say S-H-O-W-E-R okay? let's just get to where we're going" the older girl said as the younger girl looked out the window "so you think it's true?" the younger one asks who i'm guessing is her sister "is what true?" she asks her "you know about Pacific Playland?" she asks her and she nods "totally zombie free only place west of Waco plus i heard there is some survivors there who knows maybe we'll find Minho there" she says and i pull up my mask and say excitedly 

"REALLY AN AMUSEMENT PARK IS ZOMBIE FREE AND THERE'S SURVIVORS?!" i yell excitedly causing them to jump and scream and stop the car and the older one looks at me "WHO ARE YOU?" she yells scared "I'm Y/n and I'm 10 i was with the boys" i say holding up 10 fingers then the younger one looks at me "wait boys?...oh those ones that we-" she stops and they both look at each other "oh no" they both say "why'd you leave them behind?" i ask them and the older one looks at me "we didn't leave them behind they said they would catch up with us cause they found a vehicle they we're gonna check out" she says and i nod 

"how do you know Minho?" i ask them and they look at me shocked "how do you know our brother?" they both ask me "he's my brothers friend in high school they were on the track team together last i heard they were going to the same college but they're studying different things he's trying to become something called a marine biologist" i say and they nod

"last we heard from him they we're visiting pacific playland" they say and i nod "i went there with my brother it was fun he won me a star wars bad batch crosshair toy" i say smiling so they look at eachother "okay how bout you join us till the boys come back okay? My name is Wichita and this is my sister Little rock we're heading to find our brother well adopted brother" she tells me and Little rock waves "okay if it means finding my ben i'm in" i say and she nods they turn around and start driving and Little rock turns around "do you have any sugarless gum?" she asks and i shake my head "no but i got wildberry twist" i say holding 2 sticks out and she grabs 1 "okay i'll try 1" Wichita says and they open it and start chewing it "good huh?" i say and they nod i suddenly draw a picture of me and Ben in the maurader from bad batch next to Omega something tells me i'll get used to knowing these girls

(hey ya'll i finally got this done i'm so sorry this took so long i'm trying my best with the other stories but i promise with my break coming up this friday i'll be a writing and thinking machine and it's a promise anyways i promise also i'll update more if you want to request anything please let me know later guys VOLTRON OUT)